Ryan Engelmann

Working Dallas (Cintas). Soccer. Golf. Gamer. Dallas Sports Fan. Xavier University Alum.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

Dallas Cowboys after Week 1

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When does Luka start playing NBA basketball again?

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Happy for my Cinci fam. Super cool.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Comoros left-back Chaker Alhadhu going in goal for a full 90 minutes and pulling off some stunning saves against AFCON hosts Cameroon has got to be the football highlight of 2022 so far 🇰🇲👏

(via @CAF_Online)

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

How they’re doing Diggs

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@garywhitta I like these terms. Still a bit nerve-racking. telling myself, “your not a dick, don’t worry. Just watch his power washing streams for your anxiety”

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@junior_miller Thank you for sacrificing your body. My ears with you in 7.

[RingerNBA @ringernba]

The Clippers: *tanked so they could play Dallas in the first round*

The Mavericks:

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@NotJackKemp watched some NBA tonight. Can’t get over the play by play guy vs the color guy. I paid attention with the pbp guy, and looked at my phone otherwise. It has to be the pace, and breakdowns are a bunch of hot word commentary.

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@Nick_Scarpino Enough the first time, so there isn’t a 2nd or 3rd.

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@MaximumCortez https://t.co/XIjvstjjSv Helping homeless in Dallas. Donations are currently being used for shelters/hotels

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@michaeleaves Had to do those on a soccer field back in the day.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Hey Proud Boys and MAGA “Patriots”... what the fuck is it that this country hasn’t given you?

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

The Four Seasons episode would be perfectly hilarious under any circumstance. (An adjacent porno shop? C’mon!) What makes this so special is the underlying implication that these same guys are going to execute a sweeping legal strategy to overturn election results in 4 states.

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@MaximumCortez Your pain is my pain. We can share the burden of being Cowboys fans.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

NOW THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS IT, it's called the "coronavirus" not the "China-virus."

NOW THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS IT, it's a non-partisan issue, not a "hoax invented by Democrats."

NOW THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS IT, we must follow the advice of experts?

200,000 Americans are dead.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

✅ Red Bull
✅ FUCKING WIN (to go to Stanley Cup)
✅ Post game beersssssss

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

I can't believe we are about to play for the CUP!!!! HOLD ME NOW!!!

[Ryan Engelmann @RyEng1]

@SportsSturm Made it happen. Also, double the pants are ready for next year.