Sticky Steve

The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Sticky Steve. A lot of my tweets suck but stick around for the gems.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Do you think they sound like the Grunts from Halo

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

This time of year is very stressful for sensitive young men with too many light jackets. Very hard to squeeze them all into just 3 weeks of light jacket weather.

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

onion writers on suicide watch, can't compete with this shit

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

This is what Tolkien called “dragon sickness”

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Ppl who aren’t billionaires in the comments and quotes.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.

[Dreadlef Schrempf @TheLesterLee]

Stevie Wonder is blind and plays like 36 instruments

R Kelly can see and can’t read

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

This cat photo goes hard

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

[Freedom 2 Fart @Freedom2Fart]

Manifesting can be good or bad. Let’s keep it positive today!

[RiscV @MKVRiscy]

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Washington doesn't get this far without Dan Snyder's leadership. He sacrificed his ownership position for the betterment of the team. That's what a hero does.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

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