Ryan Kelly

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

Oh ok so we don’t have a pass defense. Good start

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

Incredibly rude of Siri when she doesn’t accept your Face ID

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

@GenePark Shroud on the same page as you are:

[🍀 @dreapostedthatt]

i done felt every 29 days of January, every single one

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

It’s disrespectful to have the skip into button for peacemaker

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

Fuck yes doechii

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

I thought the storm’s name was Rafael Spaghetti, that’s on me. Am I disappointed? Of course.

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

@bigjimmurray Used to have chive cream cheese too which kicked veggie’s ass

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

Oh wow this guy doesn’t know what ivf stands for, does he?

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

Wade is misjudging so many of these shots, shouting “bang” on a hard miss

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

Was it just me or was that women’s table tennis match thrilling as hell

[Andy Diggle @andydiggle]

They say men spend a lot of time thinking about the Roman Empire, but JD Vance prefers the Ottomans.

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

It’s always spooky when the closed captioning describes something that’s “chittering around”

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

You’re telling me Emily is still in Paris? In this economy??

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

@rural___juror My uncle lives across the street from one…never missed a strawberry daiquiri and a burger 😍

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

@GailSimone They remind me of these socks and I can’t not make the connection!

[Ryan Kelly @RyKelly15]

Trying to imagine a world where I’d want Kevin Hart commenting on an NBA playoff matchup

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit