Mo

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Hey maybe don’t post a hate video about someone where one of the first sentences out of your mouth is “all of this is alleged, so none of this is straight up facts”. Literally just admitted every word out of your mouth is horse shit.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Hey @theblackkeys thanks for releasing your new album on my birthday! Also, happy birthday @danauerbach #DeltaKream

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Do you guys use two knives for your peanut butter and jam, or do you use the same knife to spread both like some type of animal? #1:30am

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

I swear to god, if we don’t get a new Rebecca Black album soon I’m gonna lose it

[Nickelblake @dempsters15]

holy shit Friday the 13th. I heard the only way to keep yourself safe is to absolutely ABUSE a 15 sack of old Milwaukee’s and listen to Fleetwood Mac all night but I’ve been wrong before. Once.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

I can’t believe how many good Snapchat firework videos there were this year #shitnobodysays

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

@kyle_bartlett

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Does anyone else ever trip out over the fact that bologna is basically just a hotdog pancake?

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Yeah what a great idea. Bring a 2 year old to the theatre to watch Endgame. Hey lady. If your kid can’t even be in a line up for more than 20 minutes without throwing a tantrum, maybe don’t bring them to a 3 hour movie.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Remember kids, don’t be that guy who sits on the floor outside of the Cornwall bathroom saying “have fun” to people as they walk in. No one likes that guy

[Nich🅾️la💰 👈🏻🤡 @Nick_Travis989]

The most awkward Canadianism is approaching someone on the sidewalk and avoiding eye contact until you’re close enough to lock eyes and say, “hey there 🙃”

[Kaelan McFadden-Carver @TheDonMC]

To the guy in the large Dodge Ram driving within inches of my back bumper pounding his brights down my throat, the joke’s on you man you’re only helping me see which flavour of Timbit I’m grabbing.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but if I see you walking in the rain and am nice enough to stop and give you a ride, don’t fart in my fucking car. Jesus.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Okay, guys. Cool it with the Snapchat stories. We live in Canada. You can’t keep getting so surprised every time it snows.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Best concert I’ve ever been to in my life. @itsdorothysucka cracked the foundation and @GretaVanFleet completely brought the house down. Wow.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Found an empty bottle of Hennessy in a hallway at the uni today. God I love welcome week.

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Is it just me or did Oreos used to be harder to get apart?

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Being the only guy who works at a daycare has its advantages. For example, I have the second best moustache in the building.

[Philip @philip27283]

And u think we care about ur bath bombs https://t.co/PmBWtnK8Ws

[Mo @Rylan_Morrison]

Walking full tilt into one of those posts in the middle of the doorway in front of almost the entire university population < almost anything else