Ryland Head

Sport and stupid stuff probably

[Ryland Head @RylandHead]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO! IM STILL WALKING AROUND IN MY FURS BABY 😍 WE RICH!!

[RingerNBA @ringernba]

For our resident @PelicansNBA fan, @micahpeters_, New Orleans landing the no. 1️⃣ pick was like finding $1,000 in his back pocket.

Full #NBADesktop:
https://t.co/dt0a550jq5

[Ryland Head @RylandHead]

So after one episode of Off Campus, it’s Ten Things I Hate About You with jock Heath Ledger and mainstream music Julia Stiles, sex and hockey.

[kate ³ @forzakate]

i love how whenever there’s a tweet about merrett coming to hawthorn there’s always an essendon supporter underneath it demanding that we give them all our current players, every future 1st rounder, $50 million, the souls of all our first borns and sam mitchell’s head on a stick

[Ryland Head @RylandHead]

There’s a coach at the Gold Coast that must pull his hair out watching Jed Walter not have any set shot routine every single week. The athleticism of a god, but zero footy IQ. #AFLSunsDees

[TRÉ⚜️ @Sir_Saint74]

Nobody:

Drew Brees to Dennis Allen :

[Jack Ginnivan @GinnivanJack]

we fucking hate each other

[Ryland Head @RylandHead]

BT getting out alpha’d by Hodgey is not going down well in the box. 4 flags and a coupla Norm Smiths throwing their weight around @7AFL #AFLFreoPies

[Ryland Head @RylandHead]

These 23 bums don’t deserve to wear the guernsey that the king wore before them @waynecarey27 #AFLSaintsRoos 🦘

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Falcons drafting Michael Penix Jr. after they just gave Kirk Cousins $180M

[keeling in this bih @stillkeel]

Brandon Ingram on one knee gotta drag the Pelicans to the post season as an 8th seed again

[Larry Nance @Larrydn22]

Game Recap:

[Elfrid Payton stan acc @RyanHatesLitter]

Elmo, the pelicans are about to get blown out 3 games in a row. Im not feeling too great

[Fletcher Mackel @FletcherWDSU]

This stat hits hard in Buffalo…and New Orleans 😬🤯😡
#Saints. #BillsMafia
@GetUpESPN

[Mr. iUsedToDoAthing 🦍 🏁 @thesickspence]

Reporter: Jameis, why did you run a play out of the victory formation against a division rival you’ll have to play twice a year??

Jameis:

[Larry Nance @Larrydn22]

Game Recap:

[AR5 FC @BlowOnMyMike]

Almost forgot to tweet this

[Dan Const @dan_const]

Credit where it’s due… this moment was unreal #AFL #AFLPiesGiants

[Ryland Head @RylandHead]

@WestCoastEagles @bmoz35 finally the end of the footy trip PTSD from not putting that bet on, congrats mate, lay that one to rest

[Hawk Talk Podcast @HawkTalkPod]

Hans Moleman Productions presents... 📽
#AFLHawksDogs #AlwaysHawthorn

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Forever a Saint!

Sources say New Orleans and long-time Pro Bowl and All-Pro DE Cam Jordan agreed on a 2-year extension worth up to $27.5M guaranteed, locking the veteran in for his career.

Jordan will go down as the best DL to ever play for the Saints & likely a Hall of Famer.

[Sportsbet @sportsbetcomau]

"So first there was this d*ckhead at Edgbaston asking me questions in the sh*tter. I told him to p*ss off. Then Piers kept on whinging on Twitter after the 2nd Test. I told him to p*ss off as well. And the next Pom I see, guess what I'm gonna tell him?"
#Ashes