Rylan Martyn

[rockstar @cadefart]

we have 47 days until the sun sets after 7pm again and we get our sanity back

[Luke Cope @Copozade]

Delighted to have picked up the sleeping pattern of a teenager 24 hours before going back to work

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Yes the sun sets earlier every day now which is depressing, but I think we’re all doing well mentally and ready for a new challenge

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

a blunt would never force trauma

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

The way the house phone got phased out in the last 10 years deserves a sociology case study

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Having a headache is so embarrassing, like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off

[Gucci icecream🍦 @EvansTed101]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[steph @steph_mcca]

get in Loser we’re accepting the things we cannot change

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

[lurk laugh loathe @thisisminenowk]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you took a party drug.

[mamie @big_mames]

what is joe biden's plan to stop shawn mendes

[Rylan Martyn @RylanMartyn]

@forever_lashaun @AnitaLakusta

[Bathroom Ceiling Fresco @MariaKChica]

@KimKardashian Good for you. I lost four months of pay, still tied up with unemployment and have seen a significant drop in future earnings.
I’m helping my daughters with childcare and virtual school for my granddaughter. Still haven’t gotten my 2019 tax return.
Glad you had fun.

[Ash Perez 🤙🏽 @itsashlyperez]

RIP. A fighter for all women for her entire life.

[wyatt f @wyattfair]

I want my weighted blanket to kill me

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Everyone: Disney World shouldn’t reopen so soon

Mickey: