Ryotard

Just some guy that really likes ryo.
50% Brit 🇬🇧 | 50% Ruski 🇷🇺 | 100% Proud ⨁

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CHASE THE SUN.

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@brentonfanv53 Relating to this.

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This picture always gives me a boner and I hate that.

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i really hate this genre of osaka images they just make me really angry for some reason

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@EB40988 Same but with podcasts.

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Been listening to this on repeat all morning.

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"Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite!
So don't let me have any rights!"
"So True."

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@kujikn @brentonfanv53 That's just a normal relationship.

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POV: Your 72 virgins greet you thankfully, after meeting a heroic yet grisly fate.

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@EB40988 State mandated zogslop

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@GoybergOrange True True

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@GoybergOrange I mean yeah most of guys can lookmax their way to a 5 but if you're not willing to date down you're probably fucked lol

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@brentonfanv53 Broccoli fondue sounds delicious btw

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@brentonfanv53 I really need to learn how to cook, been eating too much zogslop.

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It's Nii-Chans Birfday!
Where having a great time smoking, drinking and watching fist fights.
I got him a fancy shmancy pillow for his bad neck, worth every penny.
Idk why so many bros don't get along, I love my Nii-Chan!
He's the Nijika to my Bocchi, except we're fully grown men

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@iotolian If it makes ya feel better I have 4$, and owe 70 to my Otousan.

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me joining the Russian army

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I'm the main character btw.

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I still think about the time my shoulder accidently touched a girls boob in 8th grade gym class.

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@dogpooponigiri Sounds reasonable.

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Hey guys!
Onii-chan's birthday is coming up and I want to surprise him with some Cigars.
I already got home his gift but I have yet to pick out the Stogies.
Do you guys have any good recs?