ryland solem

habitual line stepper

[ryland solem @RySolem]

@messedupfoods Looks like the Taco Bell in rapid city SD

[ryland solem @RySolem]

@xMRxFrostx @boonersports Interesting. A lot of hoopla and talk for a case that hasn’t even hit the preliminary hearing stage

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Yeah im an influencer

I took a shit that was so smelly it influenced 3 other people to leave nearby cubicals

[Jasper🅿️🔫🔫 @Jasper30x]

This is soo real and all men can relate😂🤭

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The UFC paid for this, not you. You paid for benefits for illegal immigrants and Somalian learing centers. And that's largely why your groceries are expensive.

Hope this helps.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Byron Buxton on his concern level with trade talk, via @DanHayesMLB:

"I don't give a f*ck ... I ain't said nothing about leaving, nor will I. I'm a Twin."

After securing 10-and-5 rights Buxton has a no-trade clause.

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite basketball team has De'Aaron Fox holding the basketball in the clutch” is real. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jalen Brunson. NBA Champion. Finals MVP.

Hard work pays off 🏆

[ryland solem @RySolem]

@Airavibes_ Excuse, big time

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[ryland solem @RySolem]

@_CurryLicious @Howlingmutant0 Timmy C is a life long Knicks fan just like any one of us would be!

[ryland solem @RySolem]

@escapefrommelos Insider stock trading?

[ryland solem @RySolem]

@ulxrare GL 🤙

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Michael Keaton in THE OTHER GUYS (2010) feels like someone challenged him to make every line reading funnier than the last. The running joke that his character accidentally quotes TLC is already great.

[ryland solem @RySolem]

@bluewmist Seek wisdom from someone who carries the traits that you are looking to one day see in yourself.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

The New York Knicks are 3 wins away from a nba title