truman chipotle

fake and also gay

[truman chipotle @S0D0MITE]

I’m the dead girl playing in the scary woods

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I like when azealia banks calls me ‘fat lizzo’… it’s endearing

[Kris Jenner @KrisJenner]

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

My simple hair style I did for my chipotle job audition earlier this month yesterday. I felt so beautiful but also ready to work and streamlined, focused.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Tickling the balls of democracy

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Papa Bear I’m sorry you can’t speak and banging spoons because your mom couldn’t put the drugs down… I’m sorry your mom not even paying attention to you on your own birthday cuz she such a obsessed and dark spirted hating ho.. I’m so sorry

[Cher @cher]

Something is amiss with ipad

[truman chipotle @S0D0MITE]

@MrCoopersVideo @RealEmirHan When did u become such a chud did something happen in your personal life?

[YSEULT UPDATES @YseultUpdates]

#PROTECTYSEULT

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

the fog closes in… on the Silent Hill McDonalds

[Evil Lebron @0107Meetg]

@EraNeeda @ShitpostGate The Gay

[truman chipotle @S0D0MITE]

Dutch government=my walls
Right wing leader=dl trade

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

DUTCH GOVT COLLAPSES AFTER RIGHT-WING LEADER PULLS OUT

[ROBOTBEAST @ROBOTBEAMS]

@nocontextmemes she wants to live, love, throw a hundred car batteries in the ocean.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Touch Me, touch me, don't be sweet. Love me, Love me PLEASE RETWEET

[truman chipotle @S0D0MITE]

My 2 moms both wear fedoras and jean vests

[truman chipotle @S0D0MITE]

@stalecooper Babylon!!!!!!!

[truman chipotle @S0D0MITE]

Gfddxcjf

[truman chipotle @S0D0MITE]

What incident?! There was no incident! Stop bringing up the incident!