Hatteras Jack

semi professional amateur JFK researcher, attended both Butler Trump rally’s, and Melania enthusiast. frontline hero

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

Chinēē people are known for being good at math and bad at driving. They’re also prone to cannibalism.

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

They should make another Scary Movie movie, it’s just what we need right now to turn this country around

[Beth (Bee) @BuggLandsBest]

I’ll bee in Raleigh all week if anyone needs their toes ran over

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

I love the sea.
If you’re not naturally drawn to the ocean, even if it’s to throw car batteries into it, than you probably have alien DNA or are a filthy foreigner. Same thing I guess

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

This has all been performative art. Go to bed.

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

“Back in my day we got by with a 14 foot deep v and a 9.9 evinrude I had that hunky from the Elks club juice up to a 15” I’m cracking my cousins up talking like our grandfather did

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

Drunk driving to the boat then doing some drunk captaining back to the dock go left or right or whatever doesn’t this thing have auto pilot hey boy fetch me my vessel, I’m fixing to do some yachting

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

That was prolly the best tweet ever written and it was all thanks to live action streaming … here.. on the machine

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

Come on cuz we didn’t almost die over there for our freedumbs it was the blood libeling mother fucking jews annow they’re jerkin trumps puppet strings around so fast he looks like Michael j fox right now durr durr I have epilepsy or whatever I was in back to the future I’m Trump

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

Politics? Really cuz? Don’t get me started on our politics, Trump fucked us with no lube and then we gave him a reach around. Now he’s a Jew puppet and his son’s marrying an elite gender inverter!

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

What? My cousin isn’t happy with me now. So what!? Who cares about them lowlifes we’re all millonaires here fuck the have nots let em vote their fucking way out some more

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

But I’ll come back and burn this shithole down while you’re sleeping in that piece of shit you call a car tonight!, GREEN CARD STEVE BUSEEMEE!!!

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

Ok. There’s my cousin. We’re leaving.

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

IM THE DWIGHT D FUCKING EISENHOWER OF THIS ISLAND OR PENNISULA OR WHATEVER COASTAL TOWN YOU FUCKING BORDER JOCKEYING RISGE RUNNIN MOTHER FUCKERS CALL THIS PLACE

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

I’m the biggest big man in this bar. The bouncer looks like a White Webster standing next to me. I am a golden God!

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

@Project_Yukon I fucking will! They’ll be told!

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

I’m sensing some animosity from
Some of the ofther dudes in this bar. I’ll never apologize for being a natural super star everywhere I go. Cucks

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

I’m used to sitting around a fire drinking with my follwers and fans on Twitter. This bar hopping is anew world of all kinds of opportunities for bad stuff to happen ptobaly

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

They will carve wooden figurines of me for outside the bars up and down the Southern east coast after tonight’s performance!!?@3&

[Hatteras Jack @S19Tor]

Bringing down the house singing Monster Magnets “Space Lord Mother Fucker” version, bent over on stage, with my shirt off, sweating profusely, screaming into the mic, like vintage Ozfest Phil Anselmo