TheWeatherMan

I Am A WeatherMan

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@BedBathBeyond Loving my new tub! It’s so luxurious that I didn’t even need to buy a bed because I can just sleep in the bath! (Hope I don’t drown!) thanks!

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@ZwebackHD @MattHDGamer @EASPORTSFIFA @LFC @jrogba_

[Subway® @SUBWAY]

Sometimes a sub is more comforting than a hug.

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@SUBWAY It was for wellness to ensure that I was eating good and remaining healthy and I was 10 points away from not failing. I don’t understand how my healthy sub did not make it clear to her that I deserved the extra points so I came to you.

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@SUBWAY I was eating a sub in my class today and it distracted me from my test. Can you tell my teacher to give me some bonus points so I don’t have to go in and retake it?

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@SUBWAY I think this is worth a bonus point on my test tomorrow... what u think about that

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@SUBWAY what would happen if the metric system apocalypse happened and you would have to sell 10 dollar meter longs

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@SUBWAY Can you reply to me with an emotionally moving statement as to why my math teacher should be teaching us SUBGEBRA instead of the useless Algebra?

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What’s better than one @Walmart rug?

Two @Walmart rugs next to eachother

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@ChipotleTweets your steak burritos envelop me with pride and joy only so it can set me free into the bag of chips I have on the side

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@SUBWAY bought out all of the gift cards at the local @cvspharmacy so all the subs can be mine

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@SUBWAY how much better are you than Wendy’s

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@Walmart if you respond to this I will cash out on the beautiful 11x18 rug that’s staring me down right now

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@Target bought some new socks today and my toes are in a different universe

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@jimmyjohns out here in Sheboygan, Wisconsin ready to converse with my jimmy John sub.... the conversation won’t take long

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@Arbys my friend asked me if you had the meats so I figured I’d let you tell him

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@McDonalds stopped by for a quick Big Mac but accidentally left with two! Oops

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@Tostitos your hint of lime chips were the greatest invention since electricity

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@SUBWAY I went to Wendy’s and after ten minutes of waiting I said, “Yo WENDYs fries going to be ready” and the guy told me I wasn’t funny. Got out of there and over to subway knowing that footlong was waiting for me

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@SUBWAY hope @cvspharmacy doesn’t mind if I grab a couple of these...