𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙮𝙖 𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙚-𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣!

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

Caaaaause I'm really cool and I think you'd like me.

[𐌀𐌁𐌙𐌔𐌔𐌀𐌋 𐌔𐌉𐌋𐌄𐌍𐌂𐌄 @Abyssal_Gem_]

AND WHY DO YOU THINK YOU... A PUNY LAND COOKIE, GETS SPECIAL TREATMENT?

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

. . .please?

[𐌀𐌁𐌙𐌔𐌔𐌀𐌋 𐌔𐌉𐌋𐌄𐌍𐌂𐌄 @Abyssal_Gem_]

HAHAHAHA...

NO!

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

Cause if you don't, I'll. . .um. . .

Give ya a special captain award!

[𐌀𐌁𐌙𐌔𐌔𐌀𐌋 𐌔𐌉𐌋𐌄𐌍𐌂𐌄 @Abyssal_Gem_]

WHY NOT

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

@Abyssal_Gem_ No, I just assume you see everyone you meet as forgettable trash.

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

Yeah. It would.

. . .

wait. . .

[𐌀𐌁𐌙𐌔𐌔𐌀𐌋 𐌔𐌉𐌋𐌄𐌍𐌂𐌄 @Abyssal_Gem_]

IT WOULD BE A REAL SHAME FOR THAT TO CHANGE...

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

@Abyssal_Gem_ So you DO remember faces.

Good to know.

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

. . . ?

[𐌀𐌁𐌙𐌔𐌔𐌀𐌋 𐌔𐌉𐌋𐌄𐌍𐌂𐌄 @Abyssal_Gem_]

...

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

Aaaand I spoke too soon.

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

It's been quiet today. . .

Nothing's been trying to kill me, which is good!

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

. . . 💧

Uhh. . .are ya sure you got the right cookie?

I be a completely different person!

( He is lying his ass off terribly 🥲 )

[˗ˏˋ 𝓢꩜𝑽𝑬𝓡𝑬𝑰𝓖𝙉 。 @unquellings]

* I can smell your soggy ass all the way from here ､ CAPTAIN CAVIAR COOKIE .

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

( Is totally not trying to sneak by )

[˗ˏˋ 𝓢꩜𝑽𝑬𝓡𝑬𝑰𝓖𝙉 。 @unquellings]

* Next cookie that perceives me shall be dragged down to the depths and placed on my throne .

[ˎˊ˗╰┈➤ ƬΉΣ ΛBYƧƧ BΣΛЦƬYᅠ#⃞🦪 @ABYSS_BE4UTY]

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Ｔｈｅ ｉｎｎｏｃｅｎｃｅ ｗａｓ ｄｅｓｔｒｏｙｅｄ ｔｈａｔ ｄａｙ．-`۪⃟◌⃟
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

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Nuh uh.

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[˗ˏˋ 𝓢꩜𝑽𝑬𝓡𝑬𝑰𝓖𝙉 。 @unquellings]

* Witches above take all the men and rebake them I beg .

[𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @saltycl0wn]

That's..great. ( I'm not one to disappoint)

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

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Well, suppose I'll come watch ya and that cup of yours perform.

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[𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @saltycl0wn]

Well yeah , anybody is welcome to the circus.

[𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 @S3ACAPTAIN]

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I figured as much.

Say, you mind if I ever visit that circus of yours?

Your juggling skills are the best, so I've heard.

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[𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @saltycl0wn]

I /know/ I am. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be where I'm standing.