S5Corpse

being the true adventures of steampunk spies, bloodthirsty aquarium-dwellers, and, occasionally, breakfast

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RULES
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Tweet "I join the party" to play.

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Oh. Gosh. What happened to the robot? He was right here... Anyone seen the robot?

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This is where Reality used to End. RIP. The corpse sleeps but the game arises beneath.

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Time for us to sign off. You'll find us on the official channels. Good FORTUNE to you.

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And now we are here

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There once was a game we all played/they canceled it once, but it stayed...

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jaspernos: S5Corpse "Honey! Don't ruin the surprise!" the husband snapped at his wife. #s5corpse

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ShuuBetterRun: The woman nodded in agreement. "Y-Yeah, we just wanted to get ice cream! We know nothing about the party!" ...Oh, wait. Crap…

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xylaei: The couple held each other close, hand in hand. "This has to be a misunderstanding," the man stuttered slightly. #s5corpse

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giulianasarah11: Meanwhile, in back, those drugged/trampled regain consciousness. "Tell me everything you know," says the looming shop owne…

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mvafilms: As Jeff turned to get jimmies, the raging llama ran full speed into the girl and knocked her out #s5corpse

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xylaei: "Why of course not silly goose", the girl laughed as she pointed at the chocolate shavings on the counter, "Those are 10x better". …

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mvafilms: The boy just trying to get some summer cash, Jeff, replies, "would you like some sprinkles with that, miss?" #s5corpse S5Corpse

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S5Corpse: We have significantly lowered expectations and given the robot its job back. Feel free to continue the story with #s5corpse - min…

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We have significantly lowered expectations and given the robot its job back. Feel free to continue the story with #s5corpse - mind the lag.

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@Alexbologna1 You've been tweeting prior to today into the story!

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@btwitslauren Plenty of chances still - stats got boosted thanks to you and other new players joining today.

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MANY secret missions were also accomplished.

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We'll keep going tomorrow for a while, probably the later part of the day. Also congrats to newcomers @giulianasarah11 and @btwitslauren

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((RIMSHOT))

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Who gets the closing line? The new customer? Miss Allen (who just appeared?) and what does she say?