Sal Mutembei

A very curious polymath🤔| | Sky isn't the limit 🤷‍♀️

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

Hey @oraimokenya
First off, cool watch btw...the pink body esp- you understood the assignment 😉
Question - Isn't the whole point of customising dials being able to easily switch between the faces I want?

I want to be able to save more "create dials"

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

Always an honour to be on the frontline of witnessing and hearing such heartfelt great stories 😌😊🫶🏼

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

@_chweto @vggconnect_care @zuku @konnect Very very true. Even reaching out to customer care has become as frustrating as Zuku’s customer care. Explain to me how both your lines are mteja??

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mama I made it!

I occupied Parliament
Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations?

But tell daddy I’m sorry
I won’t come home tonight
Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No!
Not because I’m among the injured.
No!
Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us.
That would have been better
I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama
I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes
I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to
Otherwise no one could have.

I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels
Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm,
Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea,
Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba,
Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani,
Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya,
Or Parliament of Owls
They can’t be blamed.
I did it for Our country.

They hailed us for being fearless Mama!
They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented.
Did you watch the news?
All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black,
chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs.

They call us GenZ Mama.
Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama,
I meant MPs.

Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo?
Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’?
That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’?
Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol?
Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’?
Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi?
Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers?
I told you it will be Big Mama!

We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me
We said we were peaceful
They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama
We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on
We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles
But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama.
Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth?
Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death?
That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama
But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death!

We approached the parliament as promised.
We eventually occupied Parliament Mama
Albeit briefly.
The wall gave in and we entered.
I’m sorry I did not taste the rice
As some did Mama
All I tasted was the bullets Mama
They sprayed me with bullets Mama,
That’s why i won’t come home.
My battle is over Mama
But not the revolutionary war.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

United by Blood: Siblings protect each other from arrest during anti-Finance Bill protests in Nairobi

[Friends of Figma Nairobi @fof_nairobi]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
It's been an amazing journey, and we can't believe that #PimpMySite is coming to an end tomorrow!
Join us @sci_uon for one last hurrah as we pimp our government sites and show off our skills 💪🏼🚀
Let's make these sites shine!

#figma .@DSC_UoN .@melaniefayne

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

Guess what?

Let me tell you a short story about the Tech-Up girls Foundation. I had applied and got accepted last year, May 2022. Months later I applied, but this time as a mentor and I was graced with the opportunity of mentoring 20+ young ladies.

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

I (Sally Mutembei) was selected for the Tech-Up Girls Boot camp.
Technology for me means, open doors to an interesting future; endless possibilities to uncharted discoveries.
#techupgirls #thetechytrain #thettifoundation #techupgirls6 #techupgirls6group6

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

@design_fry @jamesqquick A win is a win

[Chesebe Clinton @ChesebeClinton]

The first year of a startup is largely powered by dreams - reality is too uninspiring to get you through all the tough times.

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

Lakini pia spotify wakona uchokozi 🤣🤣....after kupost hii thread nikisema nareboot gangster mode wanacheza "Blow me kisses" by @Wakadinali na sirbwoy

Anyways...mashallah!... bado ni song fiti 😂😂😂

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

Call me (your friend) Steve🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Wacha niwapee back story. So there's this clockapp trend about 3rd wheeling and the song playing is "i can't believe that's it's finally me and you and you and me and your friend Steve!" (Cue the 3rd wheel) 🤣🤣🤣

So I was having this convo

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

As a true (your friend)"Steve" nikajipa!! ata najifanya sioni. Hiyo inamean kichwa iangalie mbele kama soja na usipatikane ukiangaliana 🤣🤣🤣

Mimi ata sina moral of the story. Sahii niko hapa nasip kahawa yangu polite nikiskiza Wakadinali kureboot gangster mode 🤣🤣.

[Sal Mutembei @S__Mutembei]

Si mkue na siku fiti 🤣🤣🤣

And to everyone who (has been or) still is a 'Steve' ....ipo siku 😂😂😂.

I'd love to hear your favourite third-wheel P.O.V version of stories 🤣🤣