Sibling: you should tweet SW airlines, see if they approve
Bacca: yess! I wanna be like that dude with #ChickenNuggetsForLife...I want chicken nuggets! I wanna be nugget boy! I'll be #StiiizyGirl ! #StiiizyForLife
Bacca: You think TSA are gonna care if I bring my #stiizy ?
Me: Just put it in your carry-on
B: okay. But if they stop me, I'm gonna phone a friend and you gotta come running!! Code red! Meet me at the escalator! All I see is blue! TSA is closing in!! Go long, B!! GO, GO, GO!!
Bacca: you were there, you remember?
Sibling: no.. I don't think so. I would have been in school.
B: I don't know about this school business...I think it's cutting into your life...I just don't like it. Just say no.
#accurate#lifeAdvice#dontGoToCollege#itsatrap
I have nothing epic to say that matches how it felt to finish my final and be welcomed by this view #RoyceHall#Ucla#CaliforniaSunset @ UCLA https://t.co/NWC4W0bxmT
Laying on couch with Best watching TV
Me: why are you wet?
Best: I'm not wet! THIS is SWEAT!!!
**Best gets up to stand by AC**
Best: it's not like I'm soaking! I'm slightly damp!
Me: ...
Best: I'm trying to survive this HEAT, Breanna Marie!
**Making post workout smoothie**
Sibling: so like...how do I fix the crack in my nail?
Me: you just super glue the two sides back together.
Sib: do you have super glue?
Me: nope.
Sib: ... darn.
**5 min later: drinking smoothie**
Sib: so like, do you have super glue?
Me: 😐
Quarreling with sibling
Me: you don't get to just say you love me and have me forgive you.
Sibling hugs me tighter.
Mom:she does just love. There's nothing more to it.
**A few seconds later"
Me: you don't get to choose sides, Mom!
Mom: I can do whatever I want to...ha ha
Watching Jurassic Park
Sibling: how did the mosquito get through that thick AF dino skin?
Me: they were giant AF mosquitoes?
Mom: it's just a movie, baby. It's not real.
Sib: Well, I have questions!
Sibling shows off third outfit.
Sib: what about this one?
Me: oh very cute...very sexxxxy
Sib: ugh! Why is it sexy?! I just don't want to be hot!
Me:...
Since: I meant like the temperature!
Sitting in front of college alcohol and drug program...student exits with full beer in hand. Chugs beer. Gets in car. Drives away #UCanStudyBuzzed#DoNotDrinkAndDrive