Shane Flatt

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

I can see a tractor! #everyvillagehasgot1

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

Sunburn is not the word, I actually can't walk, I'm gonna kill u @sambucaEssex
#youwannaseethelobster

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@JoeyEssex_ where you at mate ur nando's is gettin torn apart by @JamesBennewith #betterbequick

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

Should not go shopping with the essex slags @AaronJLiffen @sambucaEssex just brought a pair of size 6 Hudson loafers #iusedtobesize9

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

Taking @sambucaEssex to lose his nando"s virginity #letthesausagemeetthebreast

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@AaronJLiffen #youknowthatshit

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

Does a bad man like @AaronJLiffen wanna come westfields with me n @sambucaEssex #nando #answerthebludclartphone

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

On duty #officerdown

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

Healthy eating all the way!

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@leeyiddo1987 hope ur ok son, Kevin will look after him mate, u know he will! R.I.P

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

#yacheekycow

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

I need a flying carpet! #takemeaway #geniewatusayin

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

It's official Liverpool r shit. @Charlie26Adam @Dirk_18_Kuyt @jon_flan93 @luis16suarez sort ur self out, fuckin wigan #payalotofmoneyforshit

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@sambucaEssex I wanna get some Tuesday, do they sell them at westfields?

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

Leave it there #itgotleft

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@JohnBishop100 Bish ur a ledge

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@Delboy9686 mug

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@Delboy9686 don't make me turn my history channel on #5times #wembley #suarezwatblud

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@Delboy9686 ill lend u mine LOL #2nd best

[Shane Flatt @S_flatt87]

@Delboy9686 thin ice is the best ice #iceicebaby #bambyonice do you think they sell ugg ice skates?