Son of a Baker, #duh

TEIAM, there. Problem solved.

#iStan for Black Women

No one else is coming, God sent Us! Oh yeah, I steal protected tweets

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

I keep seeing posts of folk saying, "You're not behind in life, you're exactly where you're supposed to be/your journey is just different," or my literal, personal favorite, "we all get there eventually."

And, this is wrong. We should stop saying this or add an asterisk.

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@dankqueen8183 Tracking.

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

I peeped yeen have the bread you say you got when you was overly excited about them stimmys.

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@mizz_bossi1 this includes you cutting up a fresh, summer tomato when you cook a big meal!!

[SWIMMY Neutron @defsouf]

@KarlousM They say Chicago niggas is just Mississippi niggas wit a coat 🤣

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@roz_da_boss And, that's a fact, Jack!!

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@FlyFrontier

Hi, my flight was delayed, I opted to cancel, and now I'm stuck in a feedback loop where the flight is still showing up, but, it won't let me cancel it, please help.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

On Wednesday, I am scheduled to give the 2024 Mamie Phipps Clark and Kenneth B. Clark Distinguished Lecture at Columbia University. In light of the university’s current repression and criminalization of students, as well as the present academic boycott of the institution, I have canceled my appearance and will not accept the accompanying $10,000 award. I urge Columbia University to meet each of the principled and reasonable demands of the boycott. I encourage everyone, but especially my academic colleagues, to stand in solidarity with Columbia University students and their marvelous militancy by honoring the boycott. Let us find inspiration and leadership in this new generation of freedom fighters as they engage in this beautiful, righteous, courageous, and uncompromising struggle for global freedom and justice.

[Larry El Negrote @p_INGRAM]

It's a good day to have a good day

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@Swapmeesha You not in Atlanta, this weekend?

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@Swapmeesha

YEEERRRRRR, wtw this weekend?!

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

Honestly, it's menacing, tbh!

😂😂😂

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@p_INGRAM Wow, backwards, nigga.

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

2010,

A lifetime ago, tbh.

14 years in this thang.

RIP to my day ones, including the #failWhale

[Larry El Negrote @p_INGRAM]

How have we been letting a computer make us say we aren't a computer?

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@sheydiddy 😂😂😂
But, also:

😭😭😭

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@sheydiddy 😂😂😂

Why, bro?!

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

Question:

How bad is y'all carrying on at Popeye's that they require an armed guard?

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

@LGburna Nah, this is OUTLANDISH, bro!!

😭😭😭

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

Again, I ask,

Is Target aware that they are not a convenience store?

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

I realized I was prolly the problem at a family event when my cousin and I started arguing real bad and nobody called me to decompress and talk about the drama, afterwards.

[Son of a Baker, #duh @S_O_BAKER]

Only thing that makes it easier to sleep when people pass than knowing they were Saved, is when they have life insurance.