Sam Rodgers

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[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Straight to jail.

[Sam Rodgers @S_R0dgers]

@deadchzybiscuit @netta32_ @baldon3sides 😂😂😂

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[melanie @earthdombaby]

Earth signs

[Sam Rodgers @S_R0dgers]

@deadchzybiscuit

[trish @ultragloss]

stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel

[Sam Rodgers @S_R0dgers]

My dog loves the summertime and will bake herself outside in the sun like a little crispy piece of bacon.
I love her

[Sam Rodgers @S_R0dgers]

@FrankCarmem Happy move in!

[Sam Rodgers @S_R0dgers]

@Griz Denali 🏔Aspen 🍃 Geo 🌎 Astro ✨

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

whatever i do in the calculator app is between me and god

[VIEW @viewsoff]

Colours of the sky.

[burnt umber @gradeint]

this is definitely my “???” era

[Sam Rodgers @S_R0dgers]

@deadchzybiscuit My favorite thing to happen today

[delia @delia_cai]

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work