Shramp

hurricane Eggy

[loon @newageloon]

it’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy

[ana @pelicinema]

despite their notable differences

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

@beejhn @rohry_music Andrew was just ahead of his time. He knew Twitter would become porn bot dot com. That’s manifestation

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

If Andrew Rohrb*ch retweets one more oddly pornographic image unto my timeline, it’s over for him

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

There is a type of male nurse that is so gay and type-A and pristine that they are functionally the closest thing we have to Tolkien's elves on this planet. I believe they may live for centuries

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

@beejhn Did you… retweet your own tweet

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

I’m feeling like your mass is mutual… 😏

[orbeez gosh @orbeezgosh]

Do horses know they’re Vehicle

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

This is what it sounds like when my younger coworkers are telling me about their weekend

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(“Eleanor Rigby”)
matcha labubu
clairo pilates and chocolate dubai
performative guy

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

@beejhn I like when they all kiss as the end, great scene

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

Just watched No Country for Old Men! Feeling really empty and weird! Happy I’m not a man <3 or Texan

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

I louhhv dwinky mi watas leikya amster tktktk ahhh…yumm

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

@ciiiiara It’s ME

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

So, where did you grow up? *interrupting* Actually i changed my mind. Who would win in an all out battle between dwarves and goblins?

[The Gripper @tom_on_here]

I get such bad travel diarrhea whenever I’m away from home and get such bad home diarrhea when I am at home

[Shramp @S_Stan28]

@twatterdoughnut That’s fucking gangster I’m going to use this prank