Sean

I just want to be a space pirate

[Sean @SAAllinson]

@laladrake13 Future historians will study this tweet

[Sean @SAAllinson]

What is Jimmy Fallon doing in my band of brothers >:(

[Sean @SAAllinson]

It can’t be THAT hard to become a mayor

[Sean @SAAllinson]

When you climb into an airplane in one place and step off in another place, can you be sure that it’s really you that got off that plane?

[Sean @SAAllinson]

I need a Defunctland video on the Curse of the Fantasmic Dragon

[Sean @SAAllinson]

Sorry I haven’t been around, I was searching for the second verse of Mr. Brightside

[Sean @SAAllinson]

If I knew anything about photography I’d be a great photographer

[Sean @SAAllinson]

Why is Will Arnett in all my ads

[Sean @SAAllinson]

“Cool ‘Cool Prius’ -Nobody sticker” -nobody

[Sean @SAAllinson]

me trying to work up the courage to do anything:
“Jellicles CAN and Jellicles DO.”

[Sean @SAAllinson]

The biggest red flag in a guy is not knowing how to get to the heavy side layer

[Sean @SAAllinson]

@seb_A_limon Tents? Food? Local businesses? Love love love love love

[Sean @SAAllinson]

I LOVE farmers markets

[Sean @SAAllinson]

Call it a hot take but even if vine were still around it wouldn’t be as good or popular as TikTok

[Sean @SAAllinson]

I’m heading to stater bros. Anybody need anything?

[Sean @SAAllinson]

Go to the store
And buy some more
Nuggets that are shaped like dinosaur

[Sean @SAAllinson]

For Christmas this year I’m asking Santa for more songs with cowbell.

[Sean @SAAllinson]

I don’t care what any of you say. I’m gatekeeping the Bee Gees

[Sean @SAAllinson]

Honestly, not feeling very jellicle today…

[Sean @SAAllinson]

John Michael Higgins did not die for this.