Sam Davis

Dam Savis

[Sam Davis @SaammDavis]

Do left-handed people drive with their left feet?

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Happy garbage night to those who celebrate

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Does anyone else have very hairy toes and know of a support group I can join?

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Am I an extrovert or do I just have anxious attachment?

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A girl has to be aggressive in a McDonald's drive-through

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Wow I'm really good at this March Madness thing.

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Happy international women's day to ONLY WWI era French sex workers

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We are the granddaughters of the women who introduced French Kissing to WWI soldiers.
Happy International Women's Day!

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Nooo I can't believe the crystals in my pockets didn't stop me from getting sick

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@vichalvorson Ansa Ya by Room Full Of Teeth

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I'm fine with 90s and 00s fashion coming back but I will light myself on fire before I put on a pair of low-rise jeans

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I'm not desperate enough to watch The Office on Peacock but I'm still gonna complain about it.

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Does anyone else just forget that New Hampshire exists?

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Email drafts are the new twitter drafts. Happy new year punks.

[Sam Davis @SaammDavis]

Every few years I convice myself that I have shingles and 2020 was one of those years.

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"Another day, another dollar" I say to myself as I binge watch another season of Ghost Adventures and make approximately -30 dollars.

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I don't eat a grilled cheese to experience culture. I eat it to fill the void.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my tail is blurry. and my feets. are a tippy tappin

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If only I could eat butter and rice for the rest of my life.

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Help me decide how to greet my future students:

1. "Hello, my little Turkeys!"
2. "Sup nerds."