Saarah

London

[Iocl @loclapm]

attempted ‘no alarm’ /circadian rhythm gimmick and woke up at noon

[Le Super. @Mmakgosidarling]

I have I’m afraid. Have fun, bc when it’s my turn? Best believe 😭🙏🏾

[Enah @ignisanimae]

We really are just consciousness in a body.

The power of life and death is in the tongue (words, thoughts, imagination) so as you speak, you become.

[.🇯🇲. @InvertedYves]

The fact that the Epstein files didn’t open your average American eyes is frying me that shit didn’t move them at all but Iran making gas prices rise actually shook them vile vile set of people bro I never seen anything like this before 😭😭😭

[jynx @miiagarro]

this is why you can't impress me with sydney sweeney respectfully. i know what a real baddie looks like

[Low-Value Target @Bullittindahead]

The fact that he’s terrified of learning the truth and refuses to test it basically proves to me deep down he prolly knows it’s true. Which is wild lowkey.

[jimmy @JIMMYEDGAR]

you have no idea how far this goes. This is just the tip of the iceberg

[people’s princess @saturnlilith]

it’s so crazy i lowkey feel like a man cause i don’t want a boyfriend if he doesn’t cook, clean, eat pussy regularly, and pay the bills. and don’t ask me what i do for him cause idk either. all i got is pussy and my brain fr

[M @nashavellz]

Asked my bredrin how things went with the girl he seemed so interested in and he goes “I’m fed up of that sexy idiot” the way i burst out laughing

[заебарби гедонизменная @katyastrophe]

Мне так нравится, что она жмурится прям как домашняя кошьбка, но при этом в морде читается 👊🏻 явная 👊🏻 готовность 👊🏻 втащить 👊🏻

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

When we met, my boyfriend (now my husband) switched his annual leave to my birthday month so he could always be off work to plan whatever I want for my birthday.

Some gestures simply cannot be taught.

[Sota ❄️ @TrappSota]

Downloaded Hinge to see what all the hype was about...

first "match" was my boyfriend 🙂

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[M.eilar 🪻 @Karugiii]

Effortlessly woke up at 6:00 a.m. again, on a Saturday. Something my body wouldn’t do from Monday to Friday https://t.co/FR3aA06PNw

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

How do you guys come up with this stuff?? 😭

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she might’ve been whispering but she was loud & clear😭

[Mall @MaliciousMall]

uk lingo so funny, wym you say something mildly unintelligent and they just call you a pedophile like what

[Skylar @skylarkoren__]

I love when a man makes me not like him anymore like yessss

[Madame La Directrice @jenny_gxo]

A wise man once said