Saars

[Saars @Saars1]

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

[Saars @Saars1]

If you can’t change a Girl…

change the Girl.

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

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I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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How do people write an auto biography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

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My girlfriend is like my iPad… I don’t have an iPad.

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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

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When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”

[Saars @Saars1]

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

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You're beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

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Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

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I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

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You can do anything, but not everything.

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..& peace & blessings be upon our Prophet Muhammad, his kith & kin, his Companions & all those who follow in their footsteps until.

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In the Name of ALLAH, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
All praise and thanks are due to ALLAH, the Lord of the Worlds. conti..
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