SabCab

life is better when you're laughing...and I'm laughing at myself 50% of the time 👌🏼

[SabCab @SabbCab]

@TransLink what’s the plan for the overflow of people at Lonsdale Seabus??

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Men are fascinating and I love/hate them

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Idk y I haven’t watched @LoveIsland until now but it’s a masterpiece

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The world is cray

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My man sent me canned cheese from America, it’s so gross but I love it and feel so seen ♥️

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I think that watching Twin Peaks is breaking my brain

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I think I sprained my wrist in my sleep somehow and I’m embarrassed and low key impressed with myself

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It took me a while to admit this to myself but squirrels are straight up bullies

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Cats are special

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Mosquito bites on your face are just rude

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A 26 year old @ the bad tonight told me she wanted to be me when she grew up and I took it as a compliment but now I’m a bit offended

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

One of my favorite lies to tell myself is that a blueberry muffin is substantially more nutritious than a chocolate chip muffin.

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also I mean this particular phone I’m using to tweet with, I’ve lost a phone more than 3 times

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I have lost my phone a total of 3 times, once in an Uber, once at Trinity Bellwood’s and yesterday at a beach in Sayulita, I don’t want to brag or anything but I’ve got some good ass karma

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Why the fuck is #daddyissues such a common phrase to describe women but we never describe men as having “mommy issues” because clearly these idiots that cheat on women LIKE RIHANNA are dealing with some serious #mommyissues

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Lost my phone on the beach tonight and got it back so I’m going to church tomorrow I guess

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@therealmattkat Fbi

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

….so “The Call” is the No. 1 movie on @netflix right now, nearly 10 years after it’s release. Are y’all OK? 😂

[SabCab @SabbCab]

realized I was a #pickmegirl for a chunk of my 20’s which I don’t think is a bad thing because I have many skills because of it, like pouring beer very well and understanding a lot of sports

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8/10 times I go into the ocean is to pee