Sabra May

actor, voice actor, zebra. Co-producer of Comedy Stew. The kind of woman who names her son after Indiana Jones.

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

The #Cyberpunk2077 character I play kinda looks like me. Well, a haggard old me with a mechanical lung #dakotasmith It’s hard livin in #TheBadlands

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

Been wearing earplugs and poppin Benadryl since 4:30pm cuz I heard summer is for “relaxing”

[Lady Aleena @Lady_Aleena]

Still waiting wistfully for @BridgewaterPod season 3.

@MelissaPonzio1, @ItsKaranSoni, @NathanFillion, @vgraceactress, @SabraMay, @HilarieBurton, @LoriAlan1, @juliamorizawa, @BriggonSnow, @IamKristinBauer, @wilw, @kdimerc, @heyandrewnowak, @realjamesoliva.

[Lady Aleena @Lady_Aleena]

Please don't let @BridgewaterPod fall by the wayside or from your thoughts 🦉💙
@MelissaPonzio1, @ItsKaranSoni, @NathanFillion, @vgraceactress, @SabraMay, @HilarieBurton, @LoriAlan1, @juliamorizawa, @BriggonSnow, @IamKristinBauer, @wilw, @kdimerc, @heyandrewnowak, @realjamesoliva

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

My mom told me she likes spam as long as it’s the low sodium version. I told her she’s literally eating pig assholes and now I think maybe she mad?

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

Idea: Lightsaber bug zapper

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

Going to start referring to my #ADHD mishaps as “flare ups” to make them more socially acceptable

[Lady Aleena @Lady_Aleena]

I still hope for #BridgewaterPodcast season 3.
@MelissaPonzio1, @ItsKaranSoni, @NathanFillion, @vgraceactress, @SabraMay, @HilarieBurton, @LoriAlan1, @juliamorizawa, @BriggonSnow, @IamKristinBauer, @wilw, @kdimerc, @heyandrewnowak, @realjamesoliva

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

Idea: A cover band called Miss Heard that very confidently sings the incorrect lyrics to our favorite mumbled songs

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

It’s really unnerving how babies just stare directly into your eyes while they poop

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

This just in: if baby wearing on your back in overalls and baby falls asleep YOU DON’T GET TO PEE

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

I don’t even think I’ve ever dated a man with a working car

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

I date for charisma, and charisma is often stone cold broke.

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

I just crushed up a #melatonin like it was an oxy and slipped it in my son’s drink at dinner if you’re wondering how my days been

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

Got a sitter so I could drink a beer in car by the train tracks. No regrets.

[charlotte slater @ceslater87]

Just downloaded the new @BridgewaterPod. Bring on @amahnke @mishacollins @MelissaPonzio1 @KaranSoni1994 @NathanFillion @SabraMay @BurtonHillary @AlanTudyk and all the others who've a part in this amazingly gripping story. If u haven't listened, please do. https://t.co/Oid1WmtZHV

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

@Lady_Aleena @BridgewaterPod @laurenshippen @amahnke @chadlawson @adamsdoyle @mishacollins @BrendanPHughes @VinceInFiction Did you like it?

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

My 5yr old just told me my upper arms are so fat they look like a man’s. How’s your morning going?

[Sabra May @SabraMay]

FINE @allatoncemovie I’LL BE NICE TO MY MOTHER Point taken, geez. #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce

[Victory Belles Game @ww2waifus]

Pensacola [CA - United States]: "Come on, Captain - we're in the end zone now! Get your head in the game!"

Voiced by @SabraMay

#victorybellesgame #blackchickenstudios #mobilegame #anime #ww2 #wwii #animegirl #shipgirl #fleetgirl #waifus #usn #usnavy