Sabres All Foreplay No Goal

Obviously a parody account but will make stupid comments about anything

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@enzosauce63 We need a siren

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@MichaelDMoskal @WBEN It’s short sighted and stupid to discontinue the competition. The marketing along is better as other cities have these completions 1/2 times a year

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@AI_EmeraldApple What biotech market were/are you in?

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@NateGearySports Not unless you catch * allegedly * his hands

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I’ve been told Tim Horton put out a defcon double double notice

[Jonah Ahrens @TSR_Jonah]

IMO if the Sabres want to upgrade their forward group next season, they could use a...

- Top 6 Center
- Defensively Capable
- Playoff pedigree
- Good Contract
- Avoid trade protection
- Ideally wins some face-offs

Unironically, Ryan O'Reilly checks all of these boxes.

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Quinn and Levi for Tkachuk. It’s so obvious

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Jeff Marek: I'm pretty sure that Ottawa has checked in with Buffalo on Devon Levi - Coming in Hot (5/14)

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A Dallas stars fan calling foot in the crease and stating this as no goal is nightmare fuel. Yes, I know they are likely joking. #sabrehood #ispain

[bamboozle @ibamboozIe]

His foot was in the crease #NoGoal

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@BruvRoy21806 @Sportsnet Oh yes. Numerous instances of cursing out opposing teams rink staff

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This has to be for clicks

[Empty Netters @EmptyNettersPod]

Trading Owen Power, especially given the fact that their top 4 defensemen are all left shot, absolutely should be something to consider

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@JamesRadio The sun? No. Siberia? Yes.

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@BoltsBreakdown Send help

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So it’s not just us

[Tony Cordasco @TonyDasco]

This was the contraversial play. Buffalo got screwed

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Oh god I am agreeing with Toronto fans

[Adam @TOSportsAdam]

The Habs needed to kick in a goal and have Wes McCauley rob the Sabres of a goal to win #fraudulent

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@john_wawrow Please John. I beg of you. Find out if they are getting rid of whoever runs the power play

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@nascarfanbw23 @JFreshHockey It’s quite simple. I have better things to do than memorize memes so given that you decided to go with the “cuck chair” offense I went with the slight about hairline. I did this instead of saying you must be quite simple minded for very likely watching nascar.

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@nascarfanbw23 @JFreshHockey Want to explain that thought process there or like the habs are you just going to embellish

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@nascarfanbw23 @JFreshHockey I would rather root for the canes than have your hairline and root for the habs

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@AGold_1 I hope your poutine is cold and you spill your beer

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

Canes in 4