Sachneet Singh

Comic at heart.

Aao kabhi 'Socially Awkward' pey
(That's the page i run on Facebook, ICYDN)

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#Filhall

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ICSE and CBSE kids- Damn, I'm having major existential crisis

SSC kids-

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@PreetiPhalke Absolutely crazy 🤣🤣

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*sees Ola surcharge fare after reaching destination*

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Based on Season 2 of #SacredGames, Ganesh Gaitonde should've actually been called Ganesh Bi-tonde

[YES BANK @YESBANK]

Life without drama is boring! Which is why @TheHinduTheatre Fest is here to bring drama back into your life! Get dramatic and win a couple pass by telling us what real-life situation would you dramatize by using ‘Ab Tera Kya Hoga Kaalia’? #YESToTheatre #Hyderabad #Bengaluru

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A haircut is succesful when:-

You like it ❌

Your girlfriend likes it ❌

Your mom says "Insan lag raha hai"✔✔✔✔✔✔✔

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Me- Brain, what was the list of things that I had to do today?

Brain- 🎵 Keke do you love me, are you riding...🎵

[J&K Bank @JandKBank]

Venue has been set-up for the 80th annual general meeting. Our Chairman Mr. Parvez Ahmad shares his thoughts on the purpose of the event. https://t.co/r96orPquNf

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#WorldCup

FACT:

John Stones has half the goal tally of Ronaldo, Kane and Lukaku.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Ladies and gentlemen: we have an announcement to make...

#BemVindoFred #MUFC

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#WorldCup so far:-

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It's true. Fashion makes you feel good and when you feel good you go about things better. If you don't believe me, just look at the difference between Pogba in a United shirt and a France shirt.

#worldcup

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How is Karius playing for Spain?

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Indians supporting teams in #WorldCup 2018

Argentina for Messi

Portugal for Ronaldo

England for Visa

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#TrumpKimSummit

When your friends make a plan without you and you come to know through Social Media.

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#TrumpKimSummit

Trump- Korea chura na mera jiyaaa Korea chura na mera jiya

Guy Behind- Inka sense of humor inke hairstyle sey bhi ganda hain

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#TrumpKimSummit

Hathiyar barabar ginn lena, uss santre pey mujhe bilkul bharosa nahi hai

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Restaurants accepting your order half an hour after you've placed one online, is basically bad karma for replying late to your mom's texts.

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#TuesdayThoughts
Me- I'm not addicted to coffee

Also me when I see coffee:-