Mike Hastings

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@PeopIesChamp #maps #evergreen

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@MJTheThrill Beverage mayo!

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

https://t.co/6UNlXFmQ8I

Winters is Cumming

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@kjcissna @MJTheThrill @red_jackalope @NickDubTweet
1) Dragons vs Little Giants is a pick 'em.
2) Kid good at reading is 99/1 vs random little leaguer

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@MJTheThrill @kjcissna That's not impressive at all. Who hasn't run out of West Virginia?

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@leapdoug @InItToTwitIt I hope you guys are safe. #swedenattack #neverforget

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

I'll agree to come to the office for my appointment, but you couldn't pay me enough to go to that website.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@MJTheThrill Drove thru Jawbone - Butterbredt today. It was cool to see, but even cooler my phone auto-corrects it to Jawbone - Butterbean.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@MJTheThrill She's still beautiful.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@MJTheThrill Amen! #NoneTaken

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

As a Dodgers fan, nothing puts tough loss in perspective like sight of angry grapefruit a coin flip to become next prez. #NotFunnyAnymore

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

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Man, they can't even use time travel to go back to a time when cleavage was allowed.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

Holy crap! Borat is one of the final 2 candidates. https://t.co/ssN2rnK4qy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@newtgingrich just said "a historic victory for Trump." NICE!

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

I can't speak to the effect on the greater economy, but a Trump presidency will do wonders for my alcohol consumption. #Trump2016

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

#TecateBeerWall https://t.co/LmOhZapCOP

[Tecate @tecate]

Want to see a wall worth building? Tune into #debatenight on Fox News, Telemundo and Univision to see more #TecateBeerWall

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

George Washington was a super marathoner setting the main criteria of 'stamina' for all future presidents. Point for Trump.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

Hillary's best moment so far was standing quietly and letting the jackass rant.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

I've never seen Hillary genuinely laugh before, but now she seems to be fighting back giggles.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

You know San Francisco is too expensive when the starting right fielder for the Giants is homeless.

[Mike Hastings @SacJerkin]

@thefrankkosher @seamack @TheTWolf @MerkECheese There are some interesting "likes" on here. Chicks dig Winter Meetings.