The Sack of Troy

University of Southern California’s second-best parody news publication since 2012.

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The return of Sack Video! Did you miss it? Then check it out! https://t.co/zL5jMIOd33

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Sack is back baby! We hit the streets of USC again to find out the REAL truth about the pandemic that's sweeping the nation, but more importantly, sweeping the Trojan Family!
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Top 10 Reasons to Get Into a Relationship In College

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Girlfriend Just Doesn’t Use Instagram Like That

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Capitalist Nightmare: Sickly Woman Forced To Work Until The Day She Died

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Woman Trying To “Date Herself” Isn’t Her Own Type

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Freshman Reduced to Hometown, Major, and Dorm Within a Matter of Days

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USC Not Mad, Just Disappointed in Frats

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Trump Insists Destroyed Documents Simply Being Used As Guinea Pig Bedding

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Avid MadHappy Wearer Actually Clinically Depressed

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EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out on Roe v. Wade

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Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead

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Sad: Neither of This Man’s Secret Families Wished Him Happy Father’s Day

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Confused Leprechaun Finds Himself In Pride Parade

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USC Forced to Put Dollar in Scandal Jar

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Clear Bag Policy Apparently Doesn’t Apply If Bag is Stuffed With Cocaine

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Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese

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Girl Who “Really Found Herself” Freshman Year Gets Tattoo To Prove It

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Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips

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Dear Mom: Let’s Not Watch Ladybird Together

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Inspiring! NYC Flasher Pivots Into Comedy Career

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