Sadaka for Congress 2032

dumb shit Ryana says

[Sadaka for Congress 2032 @SadakaFor]

Life.

[Sadaka for Congress 2032 @SadakaFor]

*runs out of towels, calls room service*

Ryana: Hello I’m NAKED and I need some towels like now.

Hotel guy: okay yeah I will see if security can run some to you.

[Sadaka for Congress 2032 @SadakaFor]

*motel sheets are dirty, calls room service to get new sheets, sheets arrive*

*Holds up a pilllow case*

Ryana: what is this?

Nic: Um.. what.. it’s a pillow case?

Ryana: Oh.

Nic: Do you know how to make a bed?

Ryana: Oh God no.

#privilegedbitch

[Sadaka for Congress 2032 @SadakaFor]

*waiting for the bus near a building under construction*

Ryana: Hey guys do you see that thing on the top of the building? I think it’s a space satellite that fell!”

Nic: Ryana that’s a crane... working on the building

[Sadaka for Congress 2032 @SadakaFor]

Hello fans, today I almost got arrested for trying to bring my pepper spray into the Supreme Court #supremecourt #selfdefense #lawclub #flawless