Peter Shoaf

Real human being live tweeting the end of history

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

Braved the snow to go to the Blazers game!

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

is riding the train!

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

My build is optimized for reinstalling Windows 🤖🫠

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

He lives outside now because he woke me up at 3 AM.

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

Our cat deserves employee of the month because he’s always ready to go to work at 5 am sharp, even adjusting for daylight savings time somehow

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

Having a push mower really unlocks the hours you can garden!

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

Was not expecting to hear Red Jumpsuit Apparatus in the waiting room.

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

Merry Christmas!

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

I only feel the urge to do math when I don’t have enough time to do it

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

It never gets any easier 😅

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

Just handed my stimmy right back to the government for a treasury bond.

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

I think I was on drums

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

Had a flashback earlier to the time we did an entire air band during the solo to stairway at karaoke

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

If I spend the Starbucks gift card to buy a frappuccino, I've frozen my asset if I put it in the fridge, liquidated it if somebody else buys it from me, but it's really more of a slurry

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Drop an F in chat

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Fry’s Electronics is shutting its doors for good https://t.co/broQBu4hHq

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

I like tracking packages because it is exciting to think about their journey while we are stuck in lockdown.

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

The gym was my happy place before COVID

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

@southernsass81 I think I present a pretty accurate picture of myself on here

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

@nutmeg_grazian One week at a time 😅

[Peter Shoaf @Sade612]

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