Sadie Pfannenstein

[Sadie Pfannenstein @SadersP]

Drinks a triple shot latte, and then naps.

[Sadie Pfannenstein @SadersP]

There is something to be said about having your teeth brushed and face washed.

[Sadie Pfannenstein @SadersP]

In the words of a toddler, "You Chubby."

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@JeremySudbeck @bretromberg Great, this is going to be fun!

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@JeremySudbeck @bretromberg Wedding festivities April 30th?

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My Accountant: I am sorry, do not expect a large return this year.

*Screams profanity silently and cries*

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@linds_ey23 That is the worst part!

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It actually breaks my heart when birds fly into windows and die.

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@jessleimiller This is hilarious. https://t.co/smgnVvL0NB

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Chris Martin hitchhikes to the Super Bowl & sings Carpool Karaoke with James Corden: https://t.co/cMxlsvASS8

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Sleep Mask & Ear Plugs. Goodnight World.

[Sadie Pfannenstein @SadersP]

If life isn't terrifying to you, you must not be living it.

[Sadie Pfannenstein @SadersP]

Struggling to stay away from holiday baked goods.

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I can't believe I am say this, but I am looking forward to the Super Bowl this year. Only because @coldplay is performing at halftime.

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It feels like a Band of Horses type day, with a side of whiskey. Odd enough, I don't drink whiskey, so wine will do.

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It is only 8:00 am, and I already have utilized my middle finger to tell someone how I really feel. Happy Monday!

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If you want to see me, you know I am easily found. #EverythingIsEasy

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Had the best time this weekend. @3eb absolutely killed it. https://t.co/mJYkhysvYE

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@schneisa000 hagahahahahaha

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I had a great weekend, and best yet I got to see two of my very wonderful friends.

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On a more serious note, I am convinced I am going to be feeling hungover tomorrow, all because of two glasses of wine.