Sadie Saxton

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

Last time I checked you're irrelevant and the last time I checked was now #yourwelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

I don't want your boyfriend but if you think that then that's someone else's problem and it's definitely not mine #yourwelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

It's trash day #byebitch

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

Don't trust anyone with bad eyebrows

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

You're trash, sit the fuck down. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

Reevaluate your life #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

#StopTheCropTops

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

I don't know why people love accents like no you're pissing me the fuck off speak English

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

I can't talk to you seriously because I really hate your eyebrows

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

If you're skinny I probably hate you but it's cool I'm sure we can work something out

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

Idk though if it's 19 degrees out I'm not sure a skirt was the best choice today but maybe you can figure it out

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

The only thing I'm absolutely sure about my life is that I'm always hungry

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

The fact that you think I give a shit is hysterical

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

You're a home wrecker so that's that #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

What's sarcasm ?

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

I suggest buying a thong before buying yoga pants #YoureWelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

People: what are you getting for Christmas? Me: fatter #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

The only thing I know about the hunger games is that I'm hungry #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

Ask me how many fucks I give because it's none #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadiesaxtonsays]

If I see one more tweet about shark week, I'm gonna throw one of these bitches in with some sharks and see how much they like it then.