Just Ashton

Trash in the streets, trash in the sheets

[Just Ashton @SadMoths]

@ me whenever someone tries to hang out with me

[Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy]

Full episode out now on YouTube

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israeli strike kills 4 American citizens in Lebanon, 3 of which were children.

IDF says the situation is "under review."

[Just Ashton @SadMoths]

@admcrlsn This should be disqualifying for future democratic campaigns. These are the people who are stuck in a past age of politics that is long gone.

[Just Ashton @SadMoths]

@IssaiahDEnward @calco_io @nearcyan I was really wondering if it was Ai too lmao, the last part seemed almost human.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

baby boomers lived life on easy mode and think you should just work harder

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

There was no call. Not even a voicemail.

Americans should be alarmed that a President deploying Marines onto our streets doesn’t even know who he’s talking to.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯🎯🎯

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Hey Democrats - maybe put down the polls for five minutes and do something about the fact that our government disappeared a Maryland father to a foreign torture dungeon.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

@elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Mexico is doing this while our govt eliminates funding for local food to schools and promises to eliminate the entire dept of education

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

More and more people saying this

[Just Ashton @SadMoths]

@SenSchumer Resign

[Variety @Variety]

Bill Burr says "idiot" Elon Musk is "evidently a Nazi" with "dyed hair plugs and a laminated face."

"I just refuse to believe it was an accidental two-time Sieg Heil. And he does it at a presidential inauguration! This is why I hate liberals. Liberals have no teeth whatsoever. They just go, ‘Oh my God, can you believe this? I’m getting out of the country!’ I’m just like, you’re gonna leave the country because of one guy with dyed hair plugs and a laminated face? Who makes a bad car and has an obsolete social media platform? Why doesn’t he leave? Why are we so afraid of this guy who can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag?”

Read more here: https://t.co/ibp8OifhjJ

[Just Ashton @SadMoths]

@SenSchumer Resign

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Russian State Media (TASS) was in the meeting.

AP and Reuters were not.

Get it yet?

[Just Ashton @SadMoths]

@kenklippenstein Hope he's next 🥰🥰

[Just Ashton @SadMoths]

It was a hard year