4 Guys You’ll Date at King’s:
1. The gay one (duh) 💁🏻♀️
2. The hot one who’s like asexual (??) 🤪
3. The skeazy Business major from overseas who says you didn’t date even though you TOTALLY did 😒
4. The one who randomly texts you all summer and then GHOSTS when school starts 🥶
One time a freshman (who only sat in the front row) raised his hand and turned around and LECTURED to the class for two minutes and i started audibly laughing because it was the most KING’S moment i had ever experienced
Bruh if king’s shut down midway through my freshman year i would NOT be writing a letter id be waving my fists at the sky and take it as a sign to join the military or something 😭😭😭