0xSafe Esq.

lawyer, Writer.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The more delusionally optimistic you are, the more life rewards you.”

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Both of you deserve each other.

Egotistical, anti-intellectual, dickhead men + egotistical, insufferable, predatory women.

Rock + Hard Place. Unstoppable force + Immovable object.

May the bigger asshole win.

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

As things stand today, any Governor that reintegrates terrorists back into the community should be considered and treated as a TERRORIST!

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Growing up, I believed elders were naturally wiser, more honest, and more responsible.

What I’m seeing in Nigeria today has taught me that age and wisdom are not the same thing.

Character, integrity, and competence do not come with grey hair. They come from values.

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Relationship dey kîll privacy bro

You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm

If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me

If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"

If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"

God please😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You actually reduce crime by eliminating poverty. You reduce crime with universal healthcare, public housing, livable wages, and free college. You reduce violence by creating happy, healthy communities that aren’t constantly fighting over basic needs and material resources.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Bandits went live and asked Nigerians to send azas for give aways.
They used banking apps to send money to those who sent accounts. No arrests made.

A responsible citizen made a video of the cracks on Coastal road and within days he was arrested.

If you ever come here to tell me only God can solve our insecurity problems Ogun will kpai you.

[Moni Ukpeya @Ntob]

Nigeria is the only place where a politician can fail spectacularly and still have supporters explaining why the failure is actually a success.

Such idiocy must end in 2027.

#TinubuMustGo

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i actually feed on intelligence. i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things, such as music, films, religion, beliefs, and history. i love listening to people's opinions. i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge.

[Sola 🇨🇦🇳🇬 @SolaTheAnalyst]

The last time I was in Lagos I paid to enter a beach in Lekki.

Not a resort. Not a water park. A beach.

Sand. Water. A coastline that existed long before any of us were born.

Someone bought it. Fenced it. Put a gate on it. Now you pay to touch the ocean.

What kind of government sells its people access to nature?

Happy Democracy Day. 🇳🇬

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

PMS ₦1400, Kerosene ₦4k, Gas ₦2000, Cement ₦12k. inflation 19%, No Security, No Light, No Money.

What On Earth Are You Defending?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐ 🇵🇹🇫🇷🇯🇵🏆 @Graaffiti]

Just to reaffirm my stand

Portugal, France, Japan (for the love of Anime) then any country playing against Argentina

[l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐ 🇵🇹🇫🇷🇯🇵🏆 @Graaffiti]

Yuru would leave his own Daemons, find the nearest machete and fight a Daemon with it 😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Anyways,

When you process through personal emotions - you eventually consolidate on what's the most important at the moment.

Peter Obi for 2027 Presidency, whatever the vehicle.

Every other development is a distraction and should be treated as so.

Eyes on the goal. #IAmOK

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

“if you dey fear, no do am. and if you dey do am, no fear”

changed my life fr. not even joking

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If the average and mandatory retirement age for most private workers and civil servants is 60, why should a person above 60 years old be allowed to lead a country?

Isn't the job of a president the most tedious job on earth?

End.

[Fulanijnr @jibrilhassaan]

Two government in a country: one collecting tax, the second one collecting ransom.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I've used dark mode to the point where light mode is physically repulsing

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

We really allowed that mentally deranged family set foot into aso rock.

We’re completely finished.