Däv

I do cool things for work. All posts are my own thoughts.

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

It’s Pride Month!! You know what that means:

[Jack The Jobber @JackTheJobber]

The Chad Gable unmasking bit is incredible because he deserved that moment. This is someone we all KNEW was an insane talent from early, and he was reduced to being Shorty G and all that shit. Now he's announcing his name after THAT match. He got his damn respect.

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Happy Pride from us at the Umbrella Corporation.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

If you haven't watched the Chad Gable vs. Kaiser match, you really should stop whatever you are doing and watch it now. One of the great match presentations of all-time.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Noko *TEAM POWER 🔥🔥* @SmolAltNoko]

YOU CAN JUST WALK OUT???

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

The Latino Backrooms is just Ross Dress for Less

[King Drew #TENOÍ @King_Druu]

Funny new way to call someone insane dropped

[Ghostface Unalivah @Comrade_Waluigi]

harvey dent's "you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" line has become a standard english proverb to the point i'm damn certain a lot of people use it without even knowing it came from TDK

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Hersheypark being sick of ITM and their constant bullshit is more effective than any advertisement. Trip booked. ✅

[Chief Mackenzie Bock 🦇 @GothamChief]

Yes and it's fucking sad.

[Däv @Safety___Ninja]

@ThatJakeKid91 @ShawnNOrlando I’m so scared to ask if this is because someone actually had this take about it, but I gotta know

[Däv @Safety___Ninja]

@JoostBlox @ThemeParkScout @DrewDisneyDude Without a doubt. A full day probably requires like 6 performers a day. That adds up quickly

[Anna’s Top Stanna @LinguistReborn]

To be clear, this isn’t a story of Alec Guinness being homophobic. Alec Guinness was bisexual and was arrested for cruising when he was younger. This is a very sad story of how queer people had to hide themselves and assimilate into a deeply homophobic industry.

[Rob the Bat @BobTheRatReborn]

Using kiss from a rose by seal is elite ball knowledge. So excited.

[Däv @Safety___Ninja]

Omg

[bookishTachyon ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @bookishTachyon]

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough