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Literally

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Man I thought yesterday was a bad day but this is downright painful

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@frnchfggt You are totally right

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I'm not saying I don't know why I'm a terrible person, I'm just saying I don't know how to stop, exactly

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i hope not wake up one day

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Wtf do they even mean when they say alcohol is a depressant?

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Correlation? I think it may be

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Suspended update: did not wear suspenders, felt awful all day

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I just took the fattest fucking shit

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Disgusting https://t.co/8juPDYbeGT

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I can't yodel for the rattling in my lungs

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I vacuum like a God

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Sometimes I hear voices and yell back WHAT'D YOU SAY BOUT MY MOMMA

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Fucked up making a tortilla espanol cause my mom has only square plates

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A two day binge on gluten free pretzels

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Catching a phat amount of inditerminables