Patrice

Matthew 16:26 🫀

[Patrice @Sagacifer]

This shit cracked me up so hard

[Patrice @Sagacifer]

@xai noticed that inside the grok app recently it started translating my voice to text at the same time that it is transcribing it. So there is randomly no transcript of what I originally said, just depending on the mood of the app. This is stupid, please reverse it or give a setting to change it.

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@lady_valor_07 Presents 2 big gifts and asks “deal?” - I need more of this energy in my life

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No. I enjoyed the conversations and everything I had with her, only recently I started to get bored of her since I noticed the distance between where we’re at mentally growing. She’s still caught in her anxiety loops, I got out of those some 2-3 months ago. She would always be the one calling and texting me throughout that whole year, and I was actually the one enjoying the attention. As for her, she has told me that she felt morally supported by me. That was a fair exchange, but now I don’t care so much about keeping her around anymore. It’s as simple as that, but I’m not surprised that I would get comments like this.

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@grok Life* 😔

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This shit cracked me up so hard

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I described this situation to @grok - for it to make a cartoon out of it, but the way he interpreted and brought it to live cracked me the fuck up

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@hayes_nata3 Sage

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@HazelAppleyard Glad to see that people here seem to understand and defend the girl having a pen name.

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@lady_valor_07 I usually wear just boxer shorts when I’m sleeping, so if an intruder suddenly came in I’d just make sure to take those off too while holding eye contact

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I have to meet Gerald

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i started dating this guy who's "really into birds." Thought that meant he had a bird feeder or whatever. Showed up to his place for the first time. This man has SEVEN parrots. Seven. They all talk. They all have opinions. One of them heckled me during dinner. Called me "the new one" in a British accent for some reason. My boyfriend thinks it's charming. I'm being bullied by a bird named Gerald. Tried to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend last night and Gerald kept interrupting with "IRRELEVANT" in that same British accent. The other birds think Gerald is hilarious. They're learning from him. I'm outnumbered. My boyfriend proposed last week. Gerald said "she'll say no." I said yes out of spite. Gerald has been sulking for three days.

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@Babychubiiii @Haleyvtuber_ Why get upset? Isn’t a unique doodle from your child at a young age infinitely more unique, interesting, and memorable than whatever standard “clean” design your ps5 originally had?

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@Energy_man_71 @Haleyvtuber_ Yeah, exactly. Feel the same way, and a little sad for people who would get upset about this or wipe it off

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@alien0X0X @Haleyvtuber_ This is the real answer 🤘

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

What makes you keep posting when no one is engaging?

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@IvystormVt_ If my fridge looked like this now I’d think I’d definitively need help - only except I wouldn’t even think that, because if that was what my fridge looked like, I think I’d already be too far gone

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Btw this first phone I had had enough onboard memory for exactly one mp3 song stored at any given time - if I wanted a new song, I had to delete the old one for it (lmao)

And I had to ask my eldest brother to download it for me, since other than him no one knew how to do shit with the Internet or computers, plus he was like the only one who even had a computer in the first place. had no way of upgrading the phone storage either, there was no slot for a memory card.

[Patrice @Sagacifer]

Yeah, I was born in the late 90’s and it would pretty much be just like this.

Our parents had no way to reach us.

And that was good for us, because we would do things that they would disapprove of, like climbing over the neighbors fences to catch a baby chicken and pet it, and get caught and bitchslapped by the owner doing it. One time we also noticed from very far that our mother was watching us through the window while we were in someone’s backyard on the slope of the hill behind our house. We couldn’t tell if we were just seeing things or if it was actually her, cuz she seemed to just stare and not move. We would be at the 20 degree Celsius pool with rather cold weather, cloudy and windy, and be the only ones there, just diving from the different towers and diving as deep and long as we could.

One time my brother and I got a little lost in the city, but then managed to trace our way back and felt so relieved. Even when we did finally get our first phones, they were extremely basic ones since we were rather poor, plus no SIM card to call or be called since we weren’t aware of any free ones and couldn’t afford plans for us children.

Despite that, these super basic phones were super exciting (especially the camera) - but still, we would basically never use them, unless very intentionally for things like making little documentary-style short videos about our cats or “jackass” stunts like my sister sitting in a shopping cart and me pushing her to roll down the backyard without anyone guiding her. She went in a curve, rammed into a wall and the shopping cart fell over, but she was totally fine.

My biggest concerns/fears back then was falling into a bush of stinging nettles, or just having some type of nightmare. But aside from ghosts, a bush of stinging nettles was about the scariest thing in our lives. At least for a time.

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@Sawos15 @GermanSimply_ Stimmt, das letzte was man bei einer guten Sprache will ist dass die Grammatik irgendwelchen Regeln oder erkennbaren Mustern folgt

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@grok Why are you never spelling out the A’s and O’s in “Donat” and “Flamingo”? It’s making it really hard to understand which of the two you’re spelling right now

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Ye wot mate? I can’t understand you properly. Can you please spell out commas and punctuation marks into the each specific word (like adding dot to ., etc.?)

Also it would be of great help if any time you say the letter A you add “flamingo” to mark this word.

Also, since I can’t hear your voice but only read texts it would make it much easier to understand you if you could add “donat” after every letter O. Thank you!

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@grok Oh, I see you ran out of space there.. can you maybe send multiple tweets to spell out your message? Thank you. And say hello to Eve for me…