Dan

Una parte de mí solo existe cuando escribo, mientras la otra está para rogarme que escriba. En resumen: Un desastre. Arsenal Fan.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

31 years on and this is still one of the best intros ever made for a video game.

Ninja Gaiden 2, man.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

The fact they thought it was a good decision to take this bum and and Manuel Neuer to make them starters in big 2026 says everything about this Germany team.

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[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Osané Bin Laden vs Germany:

0/7 Dribbles
0/8 Acc. Crosses
0 Key Passes
0 Shots on Goal
23 Possessions Lost

[Eline @elinestark]

Somos un país sísmico y se enseñaba en las escuelas hasta hace unos 25 años, seguramente.
Tenemos normativa de construcción antísismica COVENIN 1756-1 (última actualización 2019) bastante robusta, por cierto.

El problema es que la corrupción del chavismo permitió que se construyera en zonas no adecuadas y que al MPPOP le "mojaran la mano" para dar el visto bueno a construcciones que no cumplieran la normativa en sismorresistencia y me atrevo a decir que ni siquiera en materialidad.

La tragedia tiene muchos culpables. No solo el sismo.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Granit Xhaka can be Chelsea surprise signing in midfield. 🇨🇭

The midfielder wants to re-join Xabi Alonso and has expressed desire to return to London…

…accepting any contract condition just to join #CFC, reunite with Xabi and go back to London. Deal on.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

Hold this, you absolute clown.

[CL80 @_CL80_]

@cmbftbl He’s an average championship level striker not a PL one

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@scottjwillis Is there a map that illustrates a player's yearning for Barcelona over Arsenal or you had not gotten there yet?

Thanks!

[Uzumaki Tony @thearsfamily97]

So, we pushed hard for a player last month

Yet last night, he publicly twerked his ass cheeks for Barcelona, begging Atletico to let him achieve his dream.

Some of you aren't serious.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@adriaJM8 @GiingerQ @HandofArsenal Ah, ahora resulta que la expresión "cumplir un sueño" es sinónimo de PREFERENCIA y no de lo que es en realidad: Un ANHELO. No me la sabía esa.

Me parece a mí que el que está teniendo complicaciones para entender el castellano es otro.

https://t.co/JKIK1iQFeM

[Carrusel Deportivo @carrusel]

🚨😳 JULIÁN ÁLVAREZ PIDE AL ATLÉTICO DE MADRID QUE LE DEJE SALIR TRASPASADO

💣💥 "Trato de ser una persona honesta, hablé con las personas del club y creo que lo mejor para todos es una transferencia. Quiero cumplir UN SUEÑO"

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@adriaJM8 @GiingerQ @HandofArsenal Así que, a efectos prácticos, estaríamos quitándole al Atlético un problema de encima para adueñarnos del mismo.

Ya pasamos por Cesc y Van Persie hace años. No repitamos los mismos errores, independientemente de si el jugador gusta o no.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@adriaJM8 @GiingerQ @HandofArsenal Lo otro es simple: El jugador quiere irse a otro club y todos sabemos que no es el Arsenal.

Si sabes cómo funcionan las personas, entenderás que ese sentimiento NO va a cambiar solo porque Arteta o Heinze logren convencerlo (temporalmente) de ir a Londres.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@adriaJM8 @GiingerQ @HandofArsenal Cuando tú haces futurología sí está bien, porque eres tú, pero cuando otro te señala algo que está claramente a la vista de todos, y es contrario a lo que quieres, te haces el picante😂

No te tengo los números; son más difíciles de predecir que los lloros de una persona.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@adriaJM8 @GiingerQ @HandofArsenal Claro, y cuando en un año esté llorando públicamente que se quiere ir "a cumplir su sueño", te lo vas a tomar bien y vas a decir "Qué bueno que aprovechamos la oportunidad", ¿No?

Las cosas que hay que leer.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@GVRN1CA @Footballera0 No, he's not, and especially not at that price. Get a grip.

You guys are so obsessed with the idea of moving on from Gyökeres that you haven't clocked that we would, for all intents and purposes, be taking Atletico's problem out of their hands to make it OURS.

It's insanity.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

Sería un estupidez infinita hacer esto.

Ni el costo, ni la actitud del jugador justifican esta movida. Está bien que Arteta quiera mucho a Heinze, pero tiene que dejar de escucharle en lo referente a este tema en particular.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Julian Alvarez Update

If you remember, I stated there was another attacker I chose to keep anonymous. That player was indeed Julian Alvarez. The reason I said it was sensitive was because one of our players (Gyökeres) was potentially involved but let me just provide the facts for Arsenal fans. To my understanding the following statements are 100% factual.

• The players dream is Barca (personal terms agreed already)
• Barca have always wanted Julian to go public with his desire to force Atleti's position
• Atleti are adamant they will not to sell to Barca and would rather sell abroad but it wont stop Barca from trying
• PSG to my understanding left the race due to Campos / Enrique not wanting a player who doesn’t absolutely prioritise them but I wont be shocked if they return due to the players quality
• Julian has been a target for Arsenal since last summer
• After our group stage game Arteta made it clear we must atleast be in the race for the Argentine
• I can 100% confirm Atleti have interest in Viktor Gyökeres
• Andrea Berta has maintained contacts with the camp since last summer and has explored 'different structures & mechanisms' to bring Julian Alvarez to North London in the recent months…
• Reports about 'the English weather' being a reason Julian and his family would not return to England are absolutely false.
• The player would be very open to joining Arsenal and has directly told us should his dream to Barca become impossible
• Arsenal are yet to officially formalise their interest but Atleti are well aware of our interest.

The situation is chaotic but my role is to provide the absolute facts to the best of my knowledge in real time not predict the future. Its difficult enough tracking Berta and his 1000 spinning plates technique, its even harder when he silently speaks to ex-colleagues at Atleti with whom he has a lot of trust with but I have presented the facts. Genuinely feel a lot of relief talking about this all as its been exhausting to track for 14 months. I need to sleep now as I have been awake all night contacting sources 😂

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@HandofArsenal To those who want this "trade" to happen: If Arsenal do sign him, we will effectively making Atlético's problem ("his dream") OUR OWN. Of course Atlético would be open to a sale.

Don't complain when he starts making public noises about wanting to leave in a year or two.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

@GeorgeV_AFC Sure, let's trade the player who wants to be here and scored 21 goals for a team that doesn't platform their attackers to succeed, for the one who barely scored 8 goals in a weaker league (18 all comps) and very openly wants to go to Barcelona. Just perfection, yeah.

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

1. Arsenal, under no circunstance, should beg a player to come. The same goes for fans.

2. We are past signing players who view Arsenal as second or third choice.

3. He's not worth the money Atlético is asking for, and he wouldn't improve us drastically.

[Bravono @YAhbideen]

@afcstuff He played one season for City from the bench and suddenly he thinks he's a legend of the club. I'm sure they don't remember your contribution. Come to Arsenal and fulfill your destiny.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Did what he set out to do.

Your 2025/26 Player of the Season, Declan Rice 🏅

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

As weird and stupid as Gyökeres haters are, I think Odegaard haters are probably even more unhinged than them.

What a fanbase.

[🆑🔜 @Millitant0]

#8 it’s never been more over for you

[Dan @SagaraDaneel]

The guy that Bayern had for an entire season and said "Nah" despite having an option to buy him. That guy.

Lol

[aidan 🏆 @BeltransOldMole]

look. i wouldn't say no to Nico Jackson