Ritsu: But when we’re just hanging out normally, you’re pretty quiet, aren’t you?
Yuno: The two of us might actually be pretty quiet. But even though we’re quiet, you suddenly start poking me like, “Hehehe.” What’s that about? 👉
Ritsu: I guess we’re quiet but then suddenly feel like poking each other. You know how sometimes you just suddenly feel like poking someone?
Yuno: Just make sure you don’t do that to strangers, okay?
Ritsu: I wouldn’t touch a stranger. Not even a millimeter.
Yuno: Good, good. That’s a relief.
Ritsu: You can’t touch someone unless you like them. I mean, you wouldn’t be able to touch them otherwise.
Yuno: I hope that’s the case.
Ritsu: Of course it is. What if I just went around poking people at random? I’d probably end up on TV. As the “random-poking woman.”
Yuno: Oh, please, spare me. 🤣
Ritsu: But Yuno chan pokes me sometimes too, doesn’t she?
Yuno: That’s when I get lonely.
Ritsu: You poke someone when you want attention, right?
Yuno: I do.
Ritsu: But it’s kind of sad when you poke someone & they go, “What?”
Yuno: That’s sad.
Yuno: Nonochan & the others say things like, “Hey, Ricchan~~,” right?
Ritsu: They do.
Yuno: But I can’t really say things like that, so all I can do is poke you.
Ritsu: You don’t go, “Hey, Ricchan~~,” do you? Instead, you either silently stare at me or silently come over and poke me. 👉
Yuno: Like, poke poke. 👉👉
Ritsu: Oh, so you’re a random poker too.
Ritsu: But I might not say it either. I probably wouldn’t say “Yuno chan” either.
Yuno pointing out that Ritsu calls her “Anata” 😭 Ritsu says she’s gotten hooked on that way of speaking & really likes the whole “Madam” / “young lady” kind of vibe. Somehow, everyone around her has caught it too—even their manager has started talking like that 😭