Sagar Singh

Husband of 1. Father of 2. Outnumbered daily, defeated always.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:

[Grant @6ranted]

Wemby aura gambling down 3-1

[Matt🇨🇴🇺🇸 @pericopapiii]

Paraguay is just gay Peru

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

its funny asf that ai locks in as soon as its time to generate Charlie Kirk

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[damn that’s crazy @LosTheIVth]

Wearing a shiesty with a gray beard is crazy 😭

[Dom @KnowerOfBans]

Es not de same papi

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

It’s sick to see how many Europeans came over here to actually enjoy US culture. Saw a guy look at a Bucee’s gas station the same way I’d look at Stonehenge

[🇺🇸 619 SANTA🎅🏿 @FlageyGod]

That Airplane shit really hurt Rick Ross feelings, he’s on his 3rd video and 5th explanation lol.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Still can’t believe the Knicks came back from a 29 point deficit. In soccer terms that’s like coming back from a 1 goal deficit.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

What a visionary

[bball bruv 🧐🤨 @HoopsTalkBurner]

Trump said you pussy and you talking about LeBron.

[Esfand.TV @EsfandTV]

If SA blows this I'm gonna shove a remote up my ass like that kid who's mom cancelled his WoW account

[🎀Adjoa Lee ᴸᴿ🌹⭐ @lee_adjoa]

5 ways to annoy your wife🤣🤣

[Oliver Fox @oliversfox]

Yes