Sage Acord

hi future employers 👋🏻

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Some species of sea urchins use shells as hats to make them feel safer and camouflaged and if you give them actual tiny hats they will wear them

[Sage Acord @SageAcord]

during finals week : this weekend

[Mervin @holeliker]

my pet bat always rushes to greet me when i get home

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Steve Ballimer’s developer speech, 1999

[aya 🍊🦫🪉 @ayadotnet]

nim chimpsky

[Outrageous!𓁺 🐆 @obscurepluto]

no thoughts just pretty koi fish

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

No one:

RuPaul every Drag Race episode: Hello, hello, hello

[bre @breannaivie]

bday gift #1 for pookie

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

Shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

my dreadful son voice mail

[bre @breannaivie]

Me and my baba

[Sage Acord @SageAcord]

algorithms don’t know my interests because I engage with absolutely everything on my feed like it’s my job

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

this is what taking low dose shrooms with a close friend feels like btw

[Sage Acord @SageAcord]

when will I be safe from the griddy

[Sage Acord @SageAcord]

i’m hung and it’s over

[Sage Acord @SageAcord]

ya dig?