Sahil Rizwan

Part-Time Stick Figure Movie Recapper. Full-Time Internet Resident. Help keep the ship afloat here -

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Also, if you're a fan of The Vigil Idiot, may I interest you in helping it stick around & stay on the regular?

https://t.co/pBLHcjqGq3

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

You just know that Gavaskar's that person in the friend group who narrates the same three incidents that happened to the gang 20 years ago in school every time a new person hangs out with them.

[Farzan Kawas Arjani @SACHforever]

Sunny G walks in with the score 0/2, facing a hat-trick delivery. 🔥

@ivivianrichards walks near him, "Hey, no matter no matter no matter what number you bat man, the score is still zero".

He brings up his 30th Test 💯.

Happy Birthday Sunil Gavaskar ❤️

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Random lore: I saw this in college as part of a film club started by a very cool senior who I later found out was @krishashok's brother. The club was us torrenting "niche" films (It was 2007, pre-TDK) & screening them on a classroom projector for 30 people lol

Still my fav Nolan

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan has announced that ‘THE PRESTIGE’ will be re-released in theaters this January for the film's 20th anniversary.

(Source: https://t.co/1L5sgj0nd8)

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Justice for 'Ek Din' which released two weeks before 'Obsession', had the exact same storyline*, but made, like, 15 rupees in the box office... 😢

(*Exact same storyline, but if it had no nuance, the nice guy incel got all he wished for, and had a happily-ever-after at the end)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OBSESSION’ is now the highest grossing film of all time for a film with a budget of under $1M.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Kids today won't know this, but Netflix was actually considered a culturally cool brand once upon a time.

Now it's the place hosting things like... *Checks Notes* 'The Kapil Sharma Show', 'India's Got Latent' & that other reality show where Ram Kapoor makes gang rape jokes.

[Colin and Samir ✌🏼✌🏾 @ColinandSamir]

The YouTubification of Netflix continues

Videos as short as 3 minutes are rolling out in August and will include popular YouTube shows from BuzzFeed, Vogue, Architectural Digest, and The Hollywood Reporter.

First it was podcasts, then it was making shows with creators like @MarkRober, and now they're licensing "premium" digital shows.

The next step could be opening up to UGC just like YouTube...

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Lollll not only have our fuckass filmmakers openly embraced AI, unlike every other respectable artist on Earth protesting it, they're being cheap & outdated even with that tech.

TF is this Nano Banana Gen 1 slop? Bet even Grok or WhatsApp can do better than this for free rn.

[taran adarsh @taran_adarsh]

RAJKUMMAR RAO IN & AS 'DADA- THE SOURAV GANGULY STORY' – FIRST LOOK OUT – RELEASE DATE LOCKED… The first look poster of #Dada - The Sourav Ganguly Story, featuring #RajkummarRao, has been unveiled today on the occasion of #SouravGanguly's birthday.

The makers have also announced the film's theatrical release date: 14 May 2027, coinciding with the extended #Eid holiday weekend.

#Dada - The Sourav Ganguly Story is directed by Vikramaditya Motwane, produced by Luv Ranjan and Ankur Garg, presented by Gulshan Kumar, Bhushan Kumar, TSeries and DBL, and is a Luv Films production.

#DadaTheSouravGangulyStory | #DadaFirstLook | @SGanguly99

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

The guy with the instant annoyed "Abey" after the comment is the MVP of this video

[Oppressor @TyrantOppressor]

All the students who committed suicide due to NEET paper leak used to masturbate.

These are the words of this sanatani bhagwadhari for those innocents who lost their lives due to corrupt education system of this country.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

@Navjotalive Lol I think it's just how much disproportionate credit the English give themselves for supposedly revolutionising things without the evidence or results to back it up.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

No one does hating on Bazball on the level of these guys 🫡

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

An understated send off for Stokesy

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

I can’t put into words how hard I just laughed after one swipe

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[Rehan Ulhaq @Rehan_ulhaq]

Time to play the world’s smallest 🎻 & replug this eternally beautiful rant by @karachikhatmal. Adios Germany

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Kubrick, Spielberg, Scorsese, PTA, Coppola, De Palma...

If you could only keep one actor's filmography around, it's Mr. Movies right here.

(Also, if you thought Timmy was pushing too hard for an Oscar last season...)

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

For the last 46 years, it has been my privilege to work alongside countless talented artists and crews to create these characters, stories, and films for you all.

I'm looking forward to seeing you at the movies! DIGGER. Only in theaters this October.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Lol I know this tweet wasn't meant for India because our roads haven't stopped getting repaired since the first one was laid.

We'll probably only notice when Zomato & Blinkit stop delivering.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

@AshokaJRao @rev_opines Yeah, if anyone's been cast in a Coen Brothers movie, you know they must be great at both

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Matthew Rhys' physical comedy chops on 'Widow's Bay' probably only rank below what Kaitlin Olson does on 'Always Sunny'. There's also at least three all-timer reaction shots from him in each episode.

Still the second-best performance on the show behind Kate O'Flynn, somehow.

[luz @vnbvrnt]

such a little moment but i think this is the scene that made me laugh out loud the most KJLDFSJKLDSF

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

One of the best experiences you can have on Twitter dot com is following someone for a year then finally zooming in on their profile picture to find out it is something completely different than what you thought it was.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

The difference between this version & the new one is basically that quote about the aura gap between Black people dancing & white people dancing.

To paraphrase, the OG has people dancing to the beat & the vibes, the new one has them dancing to the lyrics.

[saif @nightchanges]

oh saif, deepika and diana, they could never recreate the magic that the three of you created in tum hi ho bandhu

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

@11ty1 Went from the most stressed out character on TV surrounded by spies to the most stressed out character on TV surrounded by ghosts & kooks.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

@rev_opines Bryan Cranston also. Many cases of comedic actors who we later find out are good at drama too. Rhys is in a smaller group who did it the other way. Jon Hamm's the other one who's almost as good being a goof.