Big fat guys in the wild often dress down with t-shirts and shorts, when they’d look much better if they dressed up. I don’t think “fat slob” when I see this dude, I think, “What a sophisticated gourmand.”
> stumbles over the fist kick, accidentally switching sides for better cinematic framing
> Zero poise, arms flailing like an excited queen with each kick
> Felony
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