SailorHank💙

Did drag for 10 years 💄
Now trying to be a Pop Star🎤

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Guys will ask for your number or insta then flirt with you all night then never hookup with you… wtf 😂

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@roboticjoey $SHPCupcake

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Me at work after a bender

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Why is it always my friends who are the most covid safe that get covid?

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People think my dating problem is I have a penis, then I say no it’s because I’m taller than them... can guys stop being insecure about height please

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Anyone else just likes to lay in your bed with the lights out listening to music sometimes?

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The fact that I got in trouble for accidentally saying fuck in class, but my teacher can talk about how many guns she has blows my mind...

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When will I have luck with men...

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@DavidDobrik can you buy me a PS5?

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Who else missed making out with random hot guys?

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Feeling cunt and stunning ✨⚡️

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Everyone calls me beautiful and stunning, yet I’ve still never had a boyfriend 🥴

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@spillseshYT Dumb fucks being dumb fucks

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Normalize tall girls, and short guys in movies and TV

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Realizing how messed up your blood family is, is so heartbreaking...🥺

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@spillseshYT Um thats what your supposed to do, once a dog has bite a human and there was blood its the right thing to put them down.

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If you wanna hook up with someone, just ask politely usually everyone is just as horny as you. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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@spillseshYT Finally! A rich person that doesn’t have a basic ass house lol

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Me listening to Dirty Sanchez when @JACKIEBEAT sings “Suck it, suck it get it and fuck it!”

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If you say being a woman is all about having a vagina, that’s bullshit. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk