Jake🕷🕸

just the worst

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

they slipped and accidentally made a genuinely great movie in between all their bullshit

[Brett (Madness Bid... Madness Delivered) @tweets4twits]

Greece is closer to Africa than Dallas is to Austin, but illiterate C students who barely skimmed the Cliff Notes version of The Odyssey in HS, who wouldn't be able to point out Greece on a map, and who fundamentally don't understand the concept of artistic license, are triggered

[Cal 🏆 @SpIinterCaI]

FUCK OFF THEY ADDED THE MUSIC AS WELL. GAME OF THE BLOODY YEAR MAN.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

George Lucas:

*hits blunt*

“What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?”

[Alex @downthelane99]

She is the cool sexy nerd people think Henry Cavill is

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Future has reportedly obtained the Yellow Lantern ring wielded by Sinestro, allowing him to instill great terror with the light of fear

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bro just a gave a nuke to the entire meme community

[☁Baby Blastoise☁ @PatsOnYaBack]

DVD menus were SO chaotic you couldnt fall asleep to them. I had Shrek and Donkey yelling at me at 4am 😭

[Christopher @molochofficial]

there's something distinctly British about making a PSA that's like "isn't this new policy scary and unfair and dystopian" except in explicit support of the policy in question

[DogNinja @DogNinjaHHT]

Life ever since Ca$ino dropped:

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the picture of dorian gray

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

sources tell me the police officers hit by snowballs are stable

please god

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖ᥫ᭡ @desi0re]

White people lose their keys and say
"if I were keys, where would I be"?

[Netflix Brasil @NetflixBrasil]

naruto bem feliz pelado na banheira e do nada fica triste lembrando do sasuke.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

At the Kid Rock show, a couple got divorced live on stage

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

i literally cannot do anything about this