Stewart Boden

Yeah? Well, I don't care about you, either.

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@rachbar Still maximum Rachelness.

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@rachbar This may be one of the Rachelest things you've said.

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@TorontoNaomi ..." cried the Lady of Shalott.

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@TorontoNaomi Unless you mean Tennyson's Lady of Shalott. She's the reason I need a different pronunciation for the vegetable.

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@rachbar Yes, I certainly do want that. Yes, please. Yes.

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@rachbar I'd like to think you learned more from my example. Sigh.

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@StephenRBond Forwarded to my own personal bioinformaticist. Thanks!

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

I just realized that half of my friends are brain scientists, and yet I have a headache nearly every day. At least archivists get shit done.

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

Professional Experience:

▪️1999 to 2014 - Archivist and Records Manager
▪️2015 to 2016 - English Teacher
▪️2016 to present - Headache Sufferer

References and MRI results available upon request.

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@rachbar To be fair, polar bears look delicious.

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@Sweeney139 I didn't know about this! Thank you!

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@obesacantavit "Hold your breath; it gets better" is a biological fact.

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@TheNaomiThe I feel guilty for calling my family homophobic for the sake of a joke. It really feels like Christmas now. 🎄

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@TheNaomiThe Homophobia for the holidays.

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@TheNaomiThe Thank you for your commitment to the success of our organization. However, this particular update was redundant, since everyone you've ever known still likes you.

[Stewart Boden @SaintEwart]

@NaomiDiedTrying Well, IT IS NOW.

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I was furious that Daniel's shoes left a LOT of dirt on a recently cleaned floor.
He replied: "But it's dirt from the cemetery."
I can never stay mad at him. ♥

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@rachbar It's no "Everything Is Awesome", but I 100% agree with the sentiment. ⛄