Sister Mary Albinus

She's very anti-pirates.

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

A warrior nun is very much like a normal nun, in seeking a peaceful resolution to all problems.

Where they differ is if no peaceful resolution presents itself, a warrior nun may break the jaw and other bones of the problem in question.

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

Call an exorcist.

[Jewelz ✨🥀 | Personality @PostingOften]

Imagine coming out the shower, you see this giant cockroach just sitting here looking at you.

I'd probably slip and fall.

[Katherine Barts @RFuryNews]

The exact moment Kash Patel realizes the polygraph machine doesn't have a setting for 'consensual barnyard activities.'

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

Clear up some confusion, a strict tenet of the faith is suicides don't goto Heaven.

They goto Hell.

Hitler killed himself, so he's down there.

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@Haleyvtuber_

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@_we_love_food Fig Newtons.

I believe they're still sold in stores.,

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

I reluctantly accept this.

[𝓝. @luvherout]

My son really graduated from paper airplanes to Styrofoam dragons 😭

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@wxtchoftheweb Sadly, that is not permitted... but I have seen The Thing.

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

It is a miracle!

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@SciFiWorld_ The Expanse

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@SWCultureLive "My testicles are on fire!"

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@CorpseKings Percy

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@holodeckfour Guess phaser on tickle wasn't an option.

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

Blessed are we, oh Lord, to have lived to have seen another #HedgehogRoombaDay.

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

#MontyPython

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@WillyCuz @paykells Oh he's down there, church says all suicides go there.

[Sister Mary Albinus @SaintImmaculata]

@grok @paykells @Mason2k76 @jakeshieldsajj O rly?! So @PayKells lied!