El Sarcastico

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

Biologically, every pussy is like others. In reality, however, each pussy varies according to its owner. In other words, the 'sweetness' of a pussy depends on who carries it.

[ADERONKE 🌺🌺🌺 @AdenipekunAyod1]

Mountain hike ❤️❤️❤️❤��

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

@AdenipekunAyod1 Mary Hill, Ado?

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@AdenipekunAyod1 Where's this? It looks familiar.

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@Rakel63021789 Everything about you is perfect! I like the pristine background too.

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

This pastor has abandoned his marriage bed for over a year now because, according to him, that is the instruction of the Spirit of God.
Hmmm...
Hope he won't blame the devil if Mummy decides to find her own solution...

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

This pastor has abandoned his marriage bed for over a year now because, according to him, that's the instruction of the Spirit of God.
Hmmm.
I hope he won't blame the devil when Mummy decides to attend to her needs through other means...

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

Guys, have you ever dated someone whose only selling point- is that she's attracted to you ?

[Olùkọ́ @HouseSpes]

My daughter resumed secondary school yesterday.
I told her:
"Never start a fight or look for trouble with anyone. But if anyone starts a fight with you, make sure you win the fight. Make sure you make the person regret picking a fight with you."

[Olùkọ́ @HouseSpes]

Good judgement. It's a matter of priorities. Anyone with an iphone 11 either has a laptop or he doesn't see the need for one.

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

@HouseSpes Seriously o

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

I don't know anything that demonstrates 'exercise in futility' more than trying to monitor a partner.
I had this babe who practically spent her entire time with me. I told a friend: "Even if she wants to cheat, she hasn't the time to do that." My friend merely smiled and...

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

@OkunmuyideItunu There definitely are

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

My experience with relationships proves without an iota of doubt that trusting another human being is an extreme sport.

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

"Isn't it obvious? Or you want me to write a formal letter? You don't know you're hurting my feelings by talking to that ashawo girl?"
"But you're married," I observed.
"Is that a problem?" she asked.
Hmmm, I fell silent.
Omo!
Nothing surprises me anymore. People are just people.

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

I was having a problem; so I went to see this prophetess: middle-aged, married with children. She was always dressed in the usual SU manner: long skirt, tight-necked blouse, etc.
Didn't know she had an eye on me until she quarreled that I was speaking with a pretty babe at her...

[El Sarcastico @Saka_stic]

'Prophetic Utterance' program. So, when I was alone with her, I asked if I was doing anything wrong by chatting with the babe. She first went on about 'being focused on Jesus' and all that; until I summoned the nerve to ask her point-blank if she liked me. And she was like...

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@OkunmuyideItunu @Egi_nupe_ I agree.

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